OoH! That’s a Good Lookin’ Treasure Chest, Baby! I can’t wait to crack it open like an easter egg and see what’s inside! I hope it’s like an amulet with +7 Strength. Monster: Ooooh… You’re a dummy! You’re a frickin’ dummy! You thought I was going to leave this chest unguarded? Man, your some kind of-… you got worms for brain… You got worms for brain, dog! Hehhh… yhah! (banging against rock noise) What the-? What the hell? Adventurer: Hold on. You’re telling me, if I hide behind a tiny piece of rubble, you can’t attack me? Thief: You came to the wrong part of the woods, adventurer! Prepare to die! HYAH! (more rock) Wow, this is some strong magic… he just put a rock in my way that I don’t know how to walk around! Ice God: YOU FOOL! YOU DARE ENTER THE SANCTUM OF THE ICE GOD?! PREPARE TO DIE! (barrel) (barrel) Are you even listening?! Adventurer: *sigh* Ooh, yeah, that’s the thing. If you can tire yourself on that barrel… Uhh… I’ll get back to you like in 5 minutes, K? Ice God: YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW THIS! (barrel smashing noises) Adventurer: Gah! Oh NO! It’s what I’ve always feared! I’m gonna have to fight you… legitimately! Monster: Wait a minute… how the hell did you do that?