Vice City
Articles Blog

Vice City

August 31, 2019

Ohh, they got my jaaaaam!
♪ [ Michael Jackson’s ‘Billie Jean’ playing ] ♪ ♪ Oh, oh! ♪ ♪ The Billie Jean ♪ ♪ Bah, ga, ta! ♪ “We interrupt your program -”
(music stops) [Radio] WHAT?! “- with a message from the state department.” NOOO! DIEEEE!!! Hey guys, this is MTV Cribs. Uh, my new pad. I’ll show you the upstairs. Um… That’s an original Van Gogh on the wall there. This is a Ming Dynasty carpet. And the wallpaper was, uh, custom made by Fabio, believe it or not. These hallways, I can- you know, I don’t – I don’t like these hallways too much. [ ringing ] Uh…
[ explosion ] Oh, that was a close one. I told you to hold the god damn meatballs, Tony!
♪ [ Laura Branigan’s ‘Self Control’ playing ] ♪ Didn’t I- ? Tommy! You idiot!
You killed Chef Boyardee! Leader of the Chef Mafia. Uh, oh… ♪ OH, OH, OH! ♪ Bwaaan ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ Bwaaan ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ Bwaaan [ imitating motorcycle ] [ machine gun fire ] AHHHH!!! Hey, you guys wanna see the loading times in Vice City? BAP! OK. Fellas… Guys… I need this. ♪ [ Gary Numan’s ‘Cars’ playing ] ♪ I need this tank for my job! You guys understand. You guys know what it’s like to be a single mother. I need this. – Ah, yeah, I’ll take this guy down!
– I”ll take him!
– I got this! – I got him!
– Don’t worry.
– I got him right now, I got him – – No, I got him right here.
– I got him right here.
– Look at this, look at this. Good job, guys! Hey, cop! PAH! [ cackles evilly ] That one never gets old… Uuh… Oh, I know what to do! I know what to do- They’ll never get me behind my goons. “He’s standin’ behind some black guys!” “Yeah!” “We’ll have to shoot through ’em!” Can’t get my goons – no! No! Don’t shoot my goons! Goons! Where you goin’?! No! That’s not working! That’s not working! Heh, heh! Now it’s time to make my great escape – Goons, what are you doing? GOONS!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
THERE’S NO CARS!!! There’s – ♪ AND I RA-A-AN ♪
♪ [ A Flock of Seagulls ‘I Ran’ playing ] ♪ ♪ I ran so far awa-a-ay ♪ Bow, bow… ♪ I just ra-a-an ♪ ♪ I run, bown, bown, bown, bo-o-o ♪ “Dammit!”
(music stops) “He went in the café!” “He could be anywhere in there!” Oh, my god… This guy’s a wizard… Shoot him! Come on, cops, shoot this wizard! He’s gonna cast a spell! Just get him! Aw, this is a good one, yeah. It’s anybody’s game at this point. Just tragic. Just tragi- these young guys are out here dyin’. And it takes-
It take for them to die to realize that gang violence is not the answer. It took- It- That’s what it takes these days. Oh, go- Oh, but-
No. They’re goin – [ laughs ] They’re still goin’ at it! ♪ [ Toto’s ‘Africa’ playing ] ♪
You can never catch me, cops! I’m the biggest gangster of all! WAAAA HA,HA,HA! WHEEEEE!!! HA,HA,HA,HA! It’ll be YEEEARS before you can catch me! WHOO! NOOO! [ laughs ] He was- He was running away from those gangsters and then he just stopped here to try and catch a bus. [ laughs ] “Guys!” “Guys, I’m just tryin’ to ca- I’m just tryin’ to catch a bus!” ♪ AND HE RA-A-AN ♪ ♪ He ran so far awa-a-ay ♪ Bow, bow… [ laughs ] [ music stops ] [ cracking up ] ♪ And have a good time ♪
♪ [ Fat Larry’s Band ‘Act Like You Know’ playing ] ♪ Whoo! ♪ Just step right up ♪ ♪ Hurry, Hurry, Hurry ♪ ♪ To the fire line ♪ OH ♪ Act like you know ♪ Whoo! ♪ This is your way to shine ♪ FUCK! He,he,heh!
You can never catch me, cops!
♪ [ I Ran playing ] ♪ AH [ music stops ] Uh oh… Busted by coppy. Oh, no!
They took Lance Vance hostage! I’M COMIN’, LANCE! ♪ [ Animotion’s ‘Obsession’ playing ] ♪ I’M COMIN’ TO GET YOU! [ whooping ] HERE I GO, BABY! [ grunting ] I’M COMIN’, DAN! [ sustained yelling ] [ continued yelling ] Hey, there he is! Come on, you asshole! Let’s get outta here! No. All right, Lance! I’m comin’ back! I’m comin’ to save you! ♪ [ Animotion’s ‘Obsession’ playing ] ♪ WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [ music stops ] Lance, I got a car this time! Let’s go!
♪ [ Iron Maiden’s ‘Two Minutes to Midnight’ playing ] ♪ ♪ Minutes ♪ ♪ To miiidnight ♪ ♪ TO KILL ♪ ♪ The baby on the mooooon ♪ ♪ Two ♪ ♪ Minute- ♪ Oh, shi-! No, come on – Flip it back!
Flip it back, you ass! Flip it back! No! Oh, god! Oh god, this is gonna be crazy.
This gonna be crazy! Come on, Lance! Come on, we can still make it! We can still do this, man. Come on, we just- follow me and- Man, Lance… I promised your mother I would get you outta here. ♪ [ Nena’s ’99 Luftballons’ playing ] ♪ Goddammit, I’m gonna get you outta here! Come on! Let’s make this be our final ride… Tommy… I always thought of you… as like my gay father. SHIT! [ music stops ] NO! No. Come on!
We can, Dance-
We can make- FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
WE CAN MAKE IT! WE CAN MAKE IT OUTTA HERE! Get in! Get in the shitty green thing! They got my jam!
♪ [ Michael Jackson’s ‘Billie Jean’ playing ] ♪ THEY GOT MY JAM ON HERE! NO! YOU FUCKER! NOOO!
[ laughs ]
[ music stops ] Come ON! No, you ass, get outta there, Lance, you dickhead! Get out.
NO! FUCK YOU! Fuck you! The red one! Get in! Get in, you fucking dickhead! [ panting ] ♪ [ Blondie’s ‘Atomic’ playing ] ♪ OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOT EVEN CLOSE… BABYYYYYYYYYY!!! WHOOOOOO!!!

Only registered users can comment.

  1. 3:15 it's stuff like this that I miss in the newer GTA games. I remember playing San Andreas driving around when all of a sudden a pedestrian on a golf cart speeds past me with cop cars and helicopters chasing him, he did a powerslide and flipped the golf car and then got run over by one of the cops. Funniest shit I had ever seen.

  2. GTA Gang Member: Dies of Bullet Holes
    Paramedics Dudes: Imma Give you a CPR
    GTA Gang Member: (Gets up)
    GTA Gang Member: Holy shit I'm alive!

  3. I remember when i watched this i thought the loading time thing was a joke, then i bought the game and was shocked it really was that short

  4. This is my dad's favorite video game of all time. He was blown away by this game. Crazy how far we have gotten in terms of video games.

  5. he standing some black guy yeah we have to shoot through em lmfao I love the part where he say what the f..k there no car! there no and music play lmao you are the best anyone watching in 2019

  6. Type these Cheats codes to regain hp and armor
    Regain hp: aspirine
    Regain armor: preciousprotecrion

    Type these cheat codes to get a collection of weapons
    light weapons: nuttertools
    thug weapons: thugstools
    heavy weapons: professionaltools

  7. Wow Dunkey, I never knew you pirate games.
    The "no cars" glitch is a hidden anti-crack feature.
    I hope you also bought the game.

  8. The vehicle design still looks great. I loved this game. story, atmosphere, music, gameplay, I hope the next gta goes back to the 80's man

  9. Ahh, the first dunkey video I watched. It even got me into michael jackson, i owe a lot to this fucking masterpiece of a video

  10. This video is like a timeless classic. There is so much emotion from the beggining, with the gang stand-off fight, to the end with the emotional drive through out the city. If you watch this video and don't some kind of emotion, you are fucking dead inside FACT.

  11. I just saw the video right now and wanted to press DISLIKE button but I realized that I pressed that button years ago. I don't want to believe that someone just found this shits funny but there are 136k likes. Amazing…

  12. i want to ask something i remember i was young like 2006 or 2007 i was having gta vice city with some kind mod like cars are so much better then default i can find that mod i remember the first car u get after the begining of game is mercedes and in main menu was yellow ferarri picture if anyone know name of mod tell me please thanks

  13. The songs are
    Act like you know-fat Larry’s band
    Billie Jean-micheal Jackson
    Self control-Laura branigan
    2 minutes to midnight-iron maiden
    I can’t get all of them

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *