The Hunt for Hil – SNL
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The Hunt for Hil – SNL

November 18, 2019


>>>BIGFOOT.
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER. ALL RARELY SEEN.
ALL SHROUDED IN MYSTERY. TONIGHT WE’RE HEADED TO THE
WOODS OF WESTCHESTER COUNTY TO SEARCH FOR THE MOST ELUSIVE
LEGEND OF ALL, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON.>>WAIT, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
>>WITH MY PARTNER, COOP DIXON.>>THERE’S SOMETHING HERE, MAN!
>>THIS IS “THE HUNT FOR HILL.” OUR SEARCH BEGINS IN THE WOODS
OF CHAPPAQUA WHERE HILLARY CLINTON HAS RECENTLY BEEN
SIGHTED BY A BUNCH OF WHITE PEOPLE WITH FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS.
WHERE WAS SHE NOW? WE SET OUT TO FIND HER.
TRAP HER. AND THANK HER.
AND FOR THAT WE NEEDED HELP.>>SO MICHELLE, YOU’VE SEEN
HILLARY CLINTON?>>I HAVE.
I WAS IN MY KITCHEN WASHING PANS WHEN I SAW SOMETHING MOVING
THROUGH THE WOODS. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS BLOND, ABOUT 5’6″. IT SEEMED LIKE IT KIND OF WANTED
? TIME TO ITSELF SO I IMMEDIATELY
STARTED RUNNING AFTER IT.>>HEY, WAIT!
I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU!>>YOU’RE WELCOME.
>>HILLARY! HILLARY, WAIT!
I THINK IT’S HER.>>THAT’S HER.
YOU DID A GREAT JOB.>>WE DECIDED TO CHECK OUT THE
SPOT WHERE MICHELLE HAD HER SIGHTING TO SEE IF THERE WAS ANY
TRACE OF HILL.>>HEY, RAFE?
YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE THIS.
>>THAT IS A WOMAN’S SHOE RIGHT THERE SIZE 6.
LOOK, SEE HOW THERE’S NO HEEL?>>IT’S HILLARY.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>SHE WAS DEFINITELY CLOSE.
SO I DECIDED TO TRY AND COMMUNICATE WITH HER.
>>HA HA HA HA!>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>SHH! HA HA HA HA!
>>IT’S NOT GOING TO WORK.>>JUST HOLD ON.
HA HA HA HA!>>HA HA HA HA!
>>WE COULD HEAR HER LAUGH BUT WE COULDN’T SEE HER.
AND IT WAS GETTING DARK SO WE DECIDED TO LURE HER TO US WITH
THE ONE THING WE KNEW WOULD ENTICE HER, AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE
RECOUNT IN WISCONSIN. WE PLACED IT AT THE EDGE OF THE
WOODS, SET UP OUR NIGHT VISION, AND WAITED.
SHE NEVER SHOWED. BUT THE NEXT MORNING WHEN WE
CHECKED, THE ARTICLE HAD CLEARLY BEEN READ.
BECAUSE IN THE VERY BOTTOM CORNER THERE WAS A LITTLE NOTE.
>>THAT’S OUR GAL.>>THAT SAID “THANK YOU, H.”
IT WAS OUR LAST DAY IN CHAPPAQUA AND WE HAD JUST ONE MORE IDEA.
BUT IT WAS A CRAZY ONE.>>HELLO?
>>YOU SAY YOU ARE ONE WITH THE TREES.
>>YES. I HAVE LIVED MY WHOLE LIFE IN
THESE CHAPPAQUA WOODS. THE TREES WHISPER THEIR SECRETS
TO ME.>>CAN YOU ASK THEM WHERE
HILLARY CLINTON IS?>>OF COURSE.
ONE MOMENT. [ GIBBERISH ]
HA HA HA HA! OH!
SHE’S BUYING EGGS AT A GROCERY STORE.
>>NEXT WEEK, THE SEARCH MOVES TO A SHOP RITE.
ONLY ON “THE HUNT FOR HILL.” [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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  1. GUYS I SAW A WILD DEMOCRAT AND I THINK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT SINGLE-PAYER HEALTHCARE AND WALL ST. AND I'M SCARED DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT KIND OF LIBERAL IS IT!!!!! 1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1111

  2. Funny that the trump supporters get triggered the second SNL makes something about him but the Hillary supporters are fine with this. It really says something

  3. yes we must thank her! thank you so much Hillary, for stealing the nomination away from Sanders, and then losing to a freaking gameshow host! you are truly a hero, and an inspiration!

  4. I don't like the way the election turned out, and I can't do anything about it. But this sketch is brilliant! I was laughing my ass off!

  5. I hear that train a comin’
    It’s rollin’ round the bend.
    Gonna pick up Mrs. Clinton
    And take her to the pen.
    They’ll have her coronation
    Make her cell block queen
    Hillary for prison
    two thousand seventeen
    They’ve got an orange pants suit
    Hangin’ on the wall
    And a cell for Bubba Willie
    Just a little down the hall.
    We’ll put ‘em in the big house
    Lock them up inside.
    Unless a whole lot of witnesses
    Commit suicide.
    Remember James McDougal
    And 20 or 30 more
    About to testify, they found ‘em dead upon the floor.
    Now they’re pilin’ up the bodies
    Like they did back then
    They want back in the White House
    Here we go again.
    Glue the china to the table
    Nail the table to the floor
    Lock up all the silver
    ‘fore they haul it out the door
    White trash in the White House
    Beats all I’ve ever seen.
    Hillary for prison
    two thousand seventeen.

  6. To those who say Trump is the only one who acts like a child on Twitter.

    http://blogs.lse.ac.uk/usappblog/2016/07/09/hillary-clinton-is-tweeting-more-than-donald-trump-and-attacks-him-more-often-than-he-does-her/

  7. Her scientific name is Hildabeast, that bitch was on the loose for decades, but she's been caught and destroyed now.

  8. does this indicate the rumor that the fbi stopped her fleeing the country pending investigation has validity?

  9. leave it to the media elite to try and distort public opinion. Everyplace I see comments, it's from people who hate Hillary. And they're not even Trump supporters for the most part. sorry media, you're not going to fool us. S N L is absolutely out of touch

  10. I hate Bill Maher but I agree 100% this time. Move on crooked bitch Hillary. Let some of the other shorter trees get a little sunlight.

  11. They need to make a parody of Ghost Adventures and shows like that; The over the top reactions the hunters give every single time make me crack up ??

  12. Hillary answering "the call of the laugh" was perfect; and I nearly died laughing when the investigators consulted Tuketo, Forest Shaman!

  13. This feels like a genuine Supernatural episode, minus the Impala of course 🙂 When I read Westchester (get it?) and heard Chupacabra, I squealed. Also, the woods reminded me of the Hellhounds episodes. Not to mention the shaky nightcam … Ghostfacers, anyone? Loved it.

  14. They have the best bromance! It is amazing they have been bff and roommates and college buds before they auditioned for SNL, I believe .

  15. As someone who watches a lot of animal life and human origins documentary, I must say the video style and editing skills are scarily accurate. Good one SNL.

  16. Totally derivative of South Park? Idk which came first. South Park has the Trump loose in the woods episode. South Park was a lot funnier. Although Hillary is a scarier beast.

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