– [Dunk] “1-1, but with a twist” People are calling this level
“The Hardest Mario Maker Level of All Time” They said: “Dunkey.
No way can you ever beat this level.” 52 Clears, 347.000 Attemps. So my odds here are pretty good.
I could probably beat this very easily. Let’s check this out… Okay! Okay! (Smack his lips) Alright! Now, what if I-?
Now, what is-? Hey!
Now, what if I say that? Okay! (Smack his lips) Alright!
Yep! (Smack his lips)
Alright! Now what-?
Now what if I do this? See-
See? Now what if I say that? Now what if I say this?
What if I-? But what if I say this?
What if I-? Watch this now. Okay! Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! (Smack his lips) Now, what if I-?
(Laughing) Now, what if I do this? What if-? (Laughs) I don’t get what the twist is. Why is it called “1-1, but with a twist”? It’s just the same thing. “This level sucks my ass 3000!” Tony Stark said that when he got his frickin’ head chopped off. I love that! I love how it plays that sound EVERY TIME you start over.
(The “Hurry Up!” – Super Mario Bros. Sound Effect) That’s not-
That’s never going to get old for me! I’m just gonna love to hear that, every time- There it is! There it is again! (Kinda Crazy Laugh) Just one more try. Just one more try and I got this. Just one- Okay, just one more try and then I’m done. ‘Cause I — I don’t wanna play this all day. Okay, just one more try.
I got a little further that time. This is like the buzzsaw level, except you keep jumping through the buzzsaw over and over again. I have the World Record on Bowser’s Big Burrito! This is nothing to me! This is nothing to me, you guys!
I can beat this! Guys, I’m not even playing! It’s my little brother and the controller is not plugged in, and- And PLUS, I wasn’t even born!
I don’t even exist! So this isn’t even happening! Okay, dead.
(VCR Fast-forward Sound Effect) Dead.
(VCR Fast-forward Sound Effect) Okay, I died. Dead. Okay, dead.
Dead. Okay, dead.
Dead. Okay, I died.
I died again. Okay, dead.
Dead. Okay, one more try, dead. Dead. If I lose this time, I’m gonna scream as loud as I can. I better not lose. Aaaaahhh….
(Quietly) Okay, one more try. Just one more try. This is the one, I got this one! (Laughs) See, guys? I’m learning! Just like every time I play this level, I get a little better. See? And now, I can win. – [Steve Harvey] (Horse neigh) “You — You’re not living in your purpose.” “You’re wakin’ up and you don’t know the reason.” “You’re wakin’ up and you have no design in mind.” “And life has no purpose, no meaning.” – [Dunk] Ma- I see what you gotta do.
You gotta- You gotta do Limbo! You gotta limbo under there. One second, you guys.
Let me drink some of my gamer juice here. (Slurping Drink from Straw) Ha ha! Now I’m at 200% gaming power.
Let’s go. (Making noises along loud music) ♪ Yeah ♪ Check me out now. HAA- Yah! (Eek) (Laughs) Limbo!
Limbo time! I told you guys, this is easy De- I don’t wanna play this game no more! I didn’t wanna have to do this, you guys… …but I’m activating my X-Factor Mode. X-Factor Mode Engaged! Now… …witness true power! (Laughs) Vooon! Limbo! Limbo! Yah! Yah! Bah-Baaah… (Laughs) Look at my po-
Look at the power of my X-Factor Mode. – [Steve Harvey] “Life has no purpose, no meaning.” “Life has no purpose, no meaning.” “Life has no purpose, no meaning.” “Life has no purpose, no meaning.”
(Overlapped and pitch shifting) – [Dunk] I think my gamer juice is wearing off, you guys. I think I’m gonna give up. I can’t beat this.
I’m sorry. (Sniff) I just can’t do-
(Gasps) Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait-! – [Steve Harvey] “Life has no purpose.” “No meaning.” – [Dunk] I hate this, so much. This is like if in the buzzsaw level you had to keep jumping through the buzzsaw, over and over again. It’s not good! I don’t like this level! This is a bad level! It’s not fun! You just die to s-
You just- It doesn’t matter how much — you practice, you just die to (stammers) some stupid thing, every time. It’s the dumbest level! I hate this! But wait a minute… (Pushing buttons) Oh, shit! Oh, now I see the twist. There wasn’t any Goombas! He forgot to put the Goombas on the level. That was pretty easy! Phew!
(Smacks his lips) You know, not that bad! Really not that bad. I don’t see why the people are calling it “The Hardest Leve-” [OUTRO]