Rated “MM” for Mature Motherfuckers. KILL THE WITCHER! Can I have a little silence, please? I’m trying to get some work done in here! THANK YOU! Jesus! Please, help us, stranger! It’s all right, tell me what happened here. The Wild Hunt. They burned my house down! Damn! That’s…That’s terrible… They also drained all the […]
So, stranger… what brings you to this no man’s land? There’re far more interesting places to visit. Take Toussaint sunny valleys, peace, quiet; wine… lotsa wine. Or, or… Skellige friendly nature, breathtaking landscapes, kind folk, welcoming of travellers. I wager you’d have a much better time there! And Novigrad, that’s another beast, I tell ya! […]
[SINGING] [BIRDS CAWING] [MUSIC] Must’ve been magic of some kind that brought me to this world. Magic!? I’m leaving this one in the witcher’s hands. Venture to say I could take care of your problem in the woods. Tree roots? Those birds attacked me, too. Any idea why they suddenly turned aggressive? It was as […]
Here comes Akabone. WHOA!!! AAAAH!!! 🎵 Yeah, Epic NPC MaaaAAAn-ah!🎵 Aaargh! (shouting director’s commands) That’s good.
Set in a dark and twisted world full of witchers, monsters, knights and sorceresses, GWENT is a card game where armies clash and you, as a commander, lead the charge. You engage in battles divided into rounds. To win a round, you need to gain more points than your opponent. To win a battle, you […]
ROB MARKMAN: Were in 8 Bit and Up in NYC. I just felt like it was the perfect place for us to come and catch up and kick it. LOGIC: You wanna get one round real quick? I must have been like, four or five years old. Those are some of my earliest memories, playing […]