VIDEO GAMES ARE DUMB
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VIDEO GAMES ARE DUMB

(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist) (Music) Super Mario Brothers Mario, Mario! Bowser has kidnapped the princess! Not a Again Not a problem, which way did they go? Left! I’m sorry, my love Castlevania Last week on Teenage Vampire Daughter you cannot go out it is past your bed time! I’ll do what I want Daddy! ARGHHHH!!! […]

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SMG4: Mario The Ultimate Gamer
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SMG4: Mario The Ultimate Gamer

*Glitchy Boy and SMG4 introduction* (MM means my commentary!) *Dramatic Music* (MM: WOTFI 2018 confirmed for Xbox One) *SMG4 screams* *Mario does the same* *Punching noises* (MM: Oh… I didn’t know this was a game to begin with.) *Weird “Manly” noises* SMG4: Come here boy! I going to f*ck the sh*t outta you! Both: *More […]

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SMG4: The Mario Hustle
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SMG4: The Mario Hustle

Glitchyboy 2 Startup Consider Yourself Retarded Slim Game Card Loaded SMG4 Street, Equestria July 12, 2019 6:30AM Luigi: (Laughing about his New Nintendo 3DS XL) Bowser: (Reading how to steal that princess a(Tooth)s) Book: Tie the princess legs up and lock it to the cage. Luigi: Oh yeah! Saiko: O_O/I dont like your 3DS Legend: […]

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