Katy Perry Votes Naked
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Katy Perry Votes Naked

[ birds singing ] ♪ ♪ [ alarm clock ] Hi, I’m Katy Perry. You know, November 8th is election day, and I’ve got some great news. This year, you can look like shit when you vote. Perfect. Yep, I briefly scanned the Constitution, and no where does it say you can’t just roll out […]

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LGR – Leisure Suit Larry 1 – DOS PC Game Review
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LGR – Leisure Suit Larry 1 – DOS PC Game Review

[LGR Theme plays] [fizz, sip] Aahhh! [typing] [AdLib “Leisure Suit Larry” theme plays] You know, I really enjoy so-called “adult games.” I’m not necessarily talking about those weird Japanese ones– those are something else entirely– but games with an adult theme that take a very humorous and nonsensical approach to the idea. Sex and how […]

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NEVER DO THIS AT THE ARCADE!! (kicked out)
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NEVER DO THIS AT THE ARCADE!! (kicked out)

– Ah no, oh me arm! Ah, ah, oh! – [Darren] Too– Oh, yo guys, don’t do that, I’m bleedin’. I’m actually bleedin’. – [Darren] We’ve got a gusher goin’, look at that bad boy. (electronic beep) – So Dad’s just text me right, asking me to make him a water. Even though he’s downstairs […]

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TINY GUNS
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TINY GUNS

Dude, chill. We’re about to take out literally the biggest criminals in town. Yes, and we are the biggest crime-fighting duo. Look, we just need to close the deal. Okay, we get in. We get the illegal merch, and then we scram. You Brett? That’s me, man. You got what we’re looking for? What’s that? […]

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