The Crack! – The Hunt for Ninjas
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The Crack! – The Hunt for Ninjas

Were on the hunt for a wild creature It’s only known as the Snow Ninja oh wait there he is such an amazing creature but we’ll have to be careful not to wake him Oh S*** he’s awake What do we do?, what do we do? A Ninja can only be seen? Oh, that makes […]

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Katy Perry Votes Naked
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Katy Perry Votes Naked

[ birds singing ] ♪ ♪ [ alarm clock ] Hi, I’m Katy Perry. You know, November 8th is election day, and I’ve got some great news. This year, you can look like shit when you vote. Perfect. Yep, I briefly scanned the Constitution, and no where does it say you can’t just roll out […]

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