Trump Calls the Impeachment Inquiry a Witch Hunt Hoax
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Trump Calls the Impeachment Inquiry a Witch Hunt Hoax

-Let’s get to the news. President Trump this morning attacked the impeachment inquiry, tweeting, “This Impeachment nonsense is just a continuation of the Witch Hunt Hoax.” Okay, this is beside the point, but “witch hunt” and “hoax” mean the same thing. [ Laughter ] Calling the impeachment a witch hunt hoax is like calling you […]

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PUNK ROCK KARATE RABBITS
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PUNK ROCK KARATE RABBITS

Punk Rock Karate Rabbits They’re rabbits from Jupiter They are angry all the time Also they can’t read and like spaghetti They’re from the largest planet! Punk Rock Karate Rabbits And they get easily upset! Punk Rock Karate Rabbits They cannot read for shit! Eat spaghetti and they throw a fit! Punk Rock Karate Rabbits […]

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Who’s The Football Daddy?
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Who’s The Football Daddy?

Last week, my baby boy arrived. Which made me question, who’s the Daddy? Because it’s certainly isn’t me. Can you guess the football daddy? I’m your son! Who the hell are you? Who’s the daddy? Oww! Baby bit me! And it really hurts! And it’s still hurting! Who’s the daddy? (Caveman Voice) (Laughing) Who’s the […]

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If Couples On House Hunters Were Honest
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If Couples On House Hunters Were Honest

– [Voiceover] Sarah recently moved from Minneapolis to Los Angeles in hopes of becoming an actress. She just moved in with her boyfriend of two years, Ian, who is also an actor. But Ian’s Korea Town studio apartment is too close for comfort for Sarah and she needs more space. Also, Ian is pretty disgusting. […]

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