SMG4: Mario’s Big Chungus Hunt
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SMG4: Mario’s Big Chungus Hunt

Glitch Productions And SMG4 Presents: (Ahh… the forest…… …& Mario?) Mario: hrph Mamma mia… *grunts* Mario: *Italian gibberish* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: *Italian gibberish* *grunts* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: Here we go! WAH! (oh wow) (Cover your kids’ eyes!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (x2) (OMG MARIO IS GONNA DIE!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (MARIO! LOOK OUT!) *Still wooping* (Something […]

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R64: We’re going on a Luigi hunt
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R64: We’re going on a Luigi hunt

[Retarded 64 Intro] Mario: MamaF**#er! [Robotic Sounds] Mario: Hoho! Hello! It’s-a me! Have you seen Luigi? That motha-facka owe me some money… You: He’s over there! Mario: Thank you so much- YOU OWE ME SOME MONEY, MOTHERFUCKA! Luigi: *Screams and Run* *Door Slams* Mario: LU-I-GI! HERE’S Mario! Luigi: NO GOD PLEASE NO! Mario: LUUUUU-EEEEE-GEEEEE (exclaims […]

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SMG4: Treasure Hunt With The Bois
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SMG4: Treasure Hunt With The Bois

(More Meta Runner shoehorning) Belle: You’d be surprised what people would do to be Number 1 META RUNNER; Every Thursday 12 PST In the meantime, Glitch Productions is here to bring you… SMG4!!! (*cheering*) (*from one person*) (A bridge, a boat, and a singing fisherman) Mario: LALA LA, HMHM HMM! LA LA LA Come here […]

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11 Classic Video Games You Can Play Online!
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11 Classic Video Games You Can Play Online!

Press “power” and play old school Atari games like “Space Invaders”, or venture down the “Oregon Trail”. Michael has typhoid? DONG has dysentery? Jake has measles? Kevin has exhaustion? Nikki has died? where did I go wrong? Hello, I’m Nikki and let’s go back in time. The only games you would play on the go […]

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‘It’s-a Me, Mario!’
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‘It’s-a Me, Mario!’

– It’s-a me, Mario! It’s-a me, Mario! Woo-hoo, let’s-a go! Okey dokey! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! I’ve been the voice of Mario for 26 years. – [Interviewer] Now moving on to Luigi. – Now moving on to Luigi, oh. (laughing) (“Super Mario Overworld Theme” by Koji Kondo) Hi, I’m Charles […]

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