Key & Peele – Post-Apocalyptic Hunt
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Key & Peele – Post-Apocalyptic Hunt

[wind blowing] [footsteps] [ominous music] ♪ – THERE’S GOTTA BE ANOTHER HUMAN BEING OUT THERE. SOMEWHERE. IT’S BEEN 173 DAYS SINCE THE UNDOING. TODAY, I MAY BE THE LAST MAN ALIVE. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ANOTHER, I WILL FIND THEM. THE LONELINESS IS MORE THAN I CAN– [scooter engine revs] – WHOO-HOO! YEAH! WHEE! HA […]

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Key & Peele – Fútbol Flop
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Key & Peele – Fútbol Flop

– STILL SCORELESS WITH ONLY A FEW MINUTES REMAINING. TRAVINO PASSES TO FEDERNOIR. SLIDE TACKLE BY GOZURP. CLEARLY A FLOP. NO CONTACT MADE. [operatic music playing] ♪ ♪ IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS AS THE POWER FALCONS PREPARE TO TAKE THE FREE KICK. THIS IS THE LAST CHANCE TO WIN THE GAME. THESE ARE […]

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Boarding Order – Key & Peele
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Boarding Order – Key & Peele

– Good morning ladies and gentlemen, we are about to begin boarding South Northern Airlines, flight 34 to Grand Rapids. – Okay, excuse me, boarding group one. I’m gonna board in group one, excuse me, I’m in boarding group one. – And we would like to begin pre-boarding with our first class passengers. First class […]

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Key & Peele – Pizza Order
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Key & Peele – Pizza Order

– HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE, AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI WITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST. – WE WOULD ALSO LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH BACON, PINEAPPLE, AND…CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE BACON, PINEAPPLE, WITH CHEESY CRUST. OKAY. IS […]

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Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF? […]

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