Bride Kidnapping in Kyrgyzstan
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Bride Kidnapping in Kyrgyzstan

[MUSIC PLAYING] ANNOUNCER: [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: All right. Hi, it’s Thomas. We’re in Bishkek. I’m on a Kok Beru horse. That’s basically polo, but you play with a dead goat. It is one of Kyrgystan’s many fine traditions. One of the other traditions, a little less fun, is kidnapping women and making them […]

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Girlfriend [Versus] Video Games
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Girlfriend [Versus] Video Games

babe want to go out to eat yeah I’m starving can you order pizza Oh screams got engaged oh babe I cheated on you last night oh man wait what babe the Patriots are playing Patriots are they always win babe come give me attention one more game just one more game one more there’s […]

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GIRLFRIEND SIMULATOR. — Kanojo VR
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GIRLFRIEND SIMULATOR. — Kanojo VR

Listen up, you virgins. I bet you never had a real girlfriend. pfft.. Pathetic, you losers. It’s all about that Kanojo VR everybody I’ve been wanting to play this game for a loooooong time. Oh, yeah This videos been brought to you by Don’t tell Marzia productions. Alright, here we go. Time to meet my […]

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I paid Belle Delphine $3,000 to be my girlfriend
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I paid Belle Delphine $3,000 to be my girlfriend

Okay. You know what? I can make a lot of money from this. Belle Delphine: One of the GREATEST minds of our generation. More importantly, Belle Delphine is a WOMAN- …on the internet. Some would call that- being a GIRL GAMER. Now I first heard of Belle from various commentary channels making videos on her. […]

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