The Karate Teen – SNL
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The Karate Teen – SNL

>>IT’S ALMOST OVER HERE AT THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY KARATE CHAMPIONSHIPS. HE IS TAKING HIS LICKS AGAINST DEFENDING CHAMPION AND HUMAN FREIGHT TRAIN SAMMY KNOCKS OF THE WOLF CLAW DOJO. >>FIGHT!>>YA! YA!>>KEEP IT LEGAL. >>SORRY. I GOT DORK ON THE FLOOR. YEAH! WOLF CLAW. >>WOLF CLAW.>>YEAH. >>THIS KID IS A VIRGIN. THAT WILL TEACH YOU […]

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Brewstew – Rat Hunting
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Brewstew – Rat Hunting

Alright, so this story is a little disgusting It’s a story about my roommate Brewer and myself living in a house, infested with rats Delicious! Now, after all the haunted duplex shenanigans Me and Brewer decided to move into an even shittier house In the even shittier neighbourhood And instead of dealing with demon ghosts, […]

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Should plastic straws be banned? | The Ranganation – BBC

This week, Environment Secretary Michael Gove announced measures to ban single-use plastic straws, drink stirrers and cotton buds. Michael Gove is technically doing something good but he’s got such an unfortunate face, hasn’t he? His face actually looks like it’s been recycled. The measures are set to come into effect in April 2020 and will […]

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SMG4: Mario’s Big Chungus Hunt
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SMG4: Mario’s Big Chungus Hunt

Glitch Productions And SMG4 Presents: (Ahh… the forest…… …& Mario?) Mario: hrph Mamma mia… *grunts* Mario: *Italian gibberish* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: *Italian gibberish* *grunts* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: Here we go! WAH! (oh wow) (Cover your kids’ eyes!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (x2) (OMG MARIO IS GONNA DIE!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (MARIO! LOOK OUT!) *Still wooping* (Something […]

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