SMG4: Mario’s Big Chungus Hunt
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SMG4: Mario’s Big Chungus Hunt

Glitch Productions And SMG4 Presents: (Ahh… the forest…… …& Mario?) Mario: hrph Mamma mia… *grunts* Mario: *Italian gibberish* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: *Italian gibberish* *grunts* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: Here we go! WAH! (oh wow) (Cover your kids’ eyes!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (x2) (OMG MARIO IS GONNA DIE!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (MARIO! LOOK OUT!) *Still wooping* (Something […]

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R64: We’re going on a Luigi hunt
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R64: We’re going on a Luigi hunt

[Retarded 64 Intro] Mario: MamaF**#er! [Robotic Sounds] Mario: Hoho! Hello! It’s-a me! Have you seen Luigi? That motha-facka owe me some money… You: He’s over there! Mario: Thank you so much- YOU OWE ME SOME MONEY, MOTHERFUCKA! Luigi: *Screams and Run* *Door Slams* Mario: LU-I-GI! HERE’S Mario! Luigi: NO GOD PLEASE NO! Mario: LUUUUU-EEEEE-GEEEEE (exclaims […]

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Birthday Cake Bird Birth | No Laugh Newsroom
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Birthday Cake Bird Birth | No Laugh Newsroom

– [Announcer] From West Hollywood, California, the only news team that doesn’t know what’s on the teleprompter before they read it. Anyone who laughs or breaks loses points. This is Breaking News. – Hello and welcome to the Breaking News, The show where we have no idea what we’re about to say and aren’t allowed […]

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