Steam Store – /v/ the Musical V
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Steam Store – /v/ the Musical V

January 28, 2020


🎵Nothing ever (ever) happened on PC🎵 🎵Lots of shovelware (ware), bad ports from PS3🎵 🎵Remember that I said the PC is dead🎵 🎵Then I installed🎵 🎵something🎵 🎵new!🎵 🎵Made by valve it was grey and slow and shit🎵 🎵But it had a page with a bunch of games on it🎵 🎵You can buy your games in the chair you sit🎵 🎵You don’t even 🎵 🎵need🎵 🎵your🎵 🎵shoes!🎵 🎵Buying games over internet alone🎵 🎵What is this, some new direct2drive clone?🎵 🎵This’ll never work other services have shown🎵 🎵But I guess I’ll🎵 🎵have🎵 🎵a🎵 🎵go!🎵 🎵Putting all my info in a box🎵 🎵No idea that I was in for such a shock🎵 🎵When the whole thing worked and I got my game🎵 🎵Even if the🎵 🎵download’s🎵 🎵slow!🎵 🎵This is great,🎵 🎵this is great!🎵 🎵Get my games without goin’ out the door!🎵 🎵I’m gettin’ (yes I’m) gettin’, (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the, gettin’ from the, gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the (steam) gettin’ from the, (gettin’ my game, game, game, game…) gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the🎵 🎵STEAM GAME STORE!!!🎵 🎵 🚂➡️💰 🎵 🎵 🎸 🎵 🎵Suddenly I started giving them my trust🎵 🎵Had a games collection now it’s just collecting dust🎵 🎵Every sort of game, A to Z by name🎵 🎵And a lot of🎵 🎵play🎵 🎵for🎵 🎵free!🎵 🎵Few years later even bigger than before🎵 🎵The master racers never stop looking for more🎵 🎵and all of Valve’s staff billionaires for sure🎵 🎵Steam’s a🎵 🎵magic🎵 🎵money🎵 🎵tree.🎵 🎵Now the store is suffering from bloat🎵 🎵Loads of games and none of them are worth a note🎵 🎵When you see a game that lets you simulate a goat🎵 🎵You know good 🎵 🎵games🎵 🎵are🎵 🎵rare!🎵 🎵Miles and miles of poorly coded trash🎵 🎵Seeing early access just another grab for cash🎵 🎵At this rate we’ll see another gaming crash🎵 🎵It’s all just🎵 🎵shovelware!🎵 🎵This is great,🎵 🎵this is great!🎵 🎵Get my games without goin’ out the door!🎵 🎵I’m gettin’ (yes I’m) gettin’, (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the, gettin’ from the, gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the (steam) gettin’ from the, (gettin’ my game, game, game, game…) gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the🎵 🎵STEAM GAME STORE!!!🎵 🎵 🎵I’m gettin’ (yes I’m) gettin’, (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the, gettin’ from the, gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the (steam) gettin’ from the, (gettin’ my game, game, game, game…) gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the🎵 🎵STEAM GAME🎵 🎵STOOOORE!!!🎵 🎵 🥁🎸 🎵 *sigh* Would you look at all that shit… It’s got: It’s got visual novels, waifu baiters, sexy furries, tile rotators, Weeby garbage, free to play games, early access with streamer names, Premade assets, autist friendly, meme based sim games, car assembly, Aging source mods, trains in stations, mods from skyrim club creation, Games they made in 1990, games with devs who say they’ll fight me, Devs defence from biodrones, even more survival clones, Gimmick games with meme reviews, lots of cute girls to abuse, Nudity you can unlock, games that rip off system shock, Graphics autists, framerate sperging, market items, prices surging, Loot in boxes, point and shooty, Arma, squad, and call of duty, Platforms 2D, platforms 3D, bait nostalgia, quick and easy, Season pass for DLC, cutscenes made with FMV, Easy puzzles, bad design, shitty graphics, waste of time, Small transactions, season passes, games that sell because of asses, Playerbase is underage, all your teammates whine and rage, VR games with no sales fijurz, pills a pell a pez err FUCK! 🎵This is great,🎵 🎵this is great!🎵 🎵Get my games without goin’ out the door!🎵 🎵I’m gettin’ (yes I’m) gettin’, (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the, gettin’ from the, gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the (steam) gettin’ from the, (gettin’ my game, game, game, game…) gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the🎵 🎵STEAM GAME STORE!!!🎵 🎵 🎵I’m gettin’ (yes I’m) gettin’, (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the, gettin’ from the, gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the (steam) gettin’ from the, (gettin’ my game, game, game, game…) gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 🎵gettin’ from the🎵 🎵STEAM GAME🎵 [🎵stoooooo-🎵]
🎵STOOOORE!!!🎵 [🎵-ooooooo-🎵]
🎵I’m gettin’ (yes I’m) gettin’, (steam)🎵 [🎵-ooooooo-🎵]
🎵gettin’ from the, gettin’ from the, gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 [🎵-ooooooo-🎵]
🎵gettin’ from the (steam) gettin’ from the, (gettin’ my game, game, game, game…) gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 [🎵-ooooooo-🎵]
🎵gettin’ from the (steam)🎵 [🎵-oooooore-🎵]
🎵gettin’ from the🎵 🎵STEEAAM🎵 🎵GAME🎵 🎵STOOOOOORE🎵 🎵 🚂➡️💰 🎵

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  1. This probably the most highest quality one you got so far V, my niggas I'm very proud. Can't wait to listen to all of this shit <4

  2. With how much shovelware has been cropping up on steam the last two years I wouldn't be surprised if there is eventually another video game crash.. Don't get me wrong I hope there isn't cause that would be terrible, but if it does happen I don't think anyone would be surprised.

  3. Currently I only have three games in my library: Cuphead, Broforce and Age of Mythology.

    I wonder if this means I'm immune to Steam Addiction or if I'm just taking my first step into a clogged library of unplayed games.

  4. i think the end would be better if thatcharactewrs you made mad it with the money but they sucked his soul out

  5. What the GabeN did you just say about my wallet? you little peasant? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Summer sales, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your wallet and I have over 300 confirmed sold games. I am trained in GabeN Warfare and I’m the top Wallet cleaner in the entire Valve team. You are nothing to me but another full wallet. I will wipe it the fuck out with sales the like never seen before in gaming. Mark my fucking sales. You think you can get away with giving 5% sales on a game? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting GabeN and the entire Valve team and your wallet is being traced right now. so you better prepare for the Purchase Confirmation E-Mails, Peasant. The sales that wipes out the pathetic thing you call cash. You’re fucking broke, kid. I can sell games anywhere, anytime, and I can create sales over 75%. And that’s just my account. Not only Am trained in Wallet raping, but I have access to GabeN’s full account and I will use it to full extent and I will use it to wipe your wallet of the continent, You little Origin fanatic. If only you could have known what unholy game you bought via your little “Origin” sale was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have offered your fucking wallet to GabeN. But you didn’t. and now you're paying only 20% of the full price, You goddamn idiot. I will shine GabeN’s light all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking blessed by GabeN, kiddo

  6. "Aging Source Mods": Zombie Panic: Source. I still play ZPS, I've played at least an hour every day this week! It's even still getting updates, with ZPS 3.0 rolling out now!

  7. Memes i found: Slowpoke, /v/ the musical the game, gay station planet of no games, barney the pedosaur, fedoras dont count, (You)s, woah, the fucking retarded pedobear meme that died almost as quickly as it began, >shadman, stopped caring after that.

  8. as an /sp/ user i dont understand how our greatest music sounds like like a retarded autistic european under water in 2006 and there's this

  9. We hoped for years that a competitor would show and force Steam to improve further and now we have Epic Games. Careful with what you wish. I only wanted GOG to be more relevant.

  10. bitch. Steam is the best thing that happened to this majorly anti consumer market. Sure it's not perfect, nothing is, but without steam reality today would be LOOT BOX GALORE

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