SMG4: The Mario Hustle
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SMG4: The Mario Hustle

August 26, 2019


Glitchyboy 2 Startup Consider Yourself Retarded Slim Game Card Loaded SMG4 Street, Equestria July 12, 2019 6:30AM Luigi: (Laughing about his New Nintendo 3DS XL) Bowser: (Reading how to steal that princess a(Tooth)s) Book: Tie the princess legs up and lock it to the cage. Luigi: Oh yeah! Saiko: O_O/I dont like your 3DS Legend: O_O Means Gibberish Luigi: Oh… Meggy/Inkling Girl: (Kicking Football/Soccer Ball’s a(tooth)s) Mario: I got it, I got it, I go- Mario: (Got his sexy face) Mario: (Approved/Thumbs Up) Nailed it! Bob: PleAsE AnYoNe Bob the Despicable Minion: MoNey Pls Bob stands for Brutal Ordinary B(tooth)h: NeEd FoOd FoR mY dYInG iMaGinArY ChIldRen Isuzu Truck: (Nice Parking) Luigi: Waah! Oh no! Luigi: :$ Legend: :$ Means Shivering Bob: Oh, Oh Do U nEeD 2 hIdE a DeAd BoDy? Bob the Phil Eggtree: WeLl U cAmE tO tHe RiGhT gUy SMG4: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Super Mario Glitchy 4: :O Legend: :O means Screaming Everyone: O_O. Mario: Mario think you a dumbass mamafucker Bowser the Ugly face: (Disappointment) Bowser: Golf Wario: AHAHAHAHAHA! FINE! Wario/oiraM: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! oiraM: YAHOO! (x3) SMG4: YEAH! SSG4 stands for Super Senpai Glitchy 4: How much do you charge? SSG4: Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Saiko: O_O Legend: O_O=Gibber O_O.=Ordinary Emoji Fishy boopkins: Guys? I think we should help him! You: Thanks Captain Obvious Bob: B(tOoTh)H wHaT’s It It FoR mE? My SaLe SkIlLs CoMe WiTh A pRiCe! SMGL (Super Mofo Glitchy Lover): ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh???!! Meggy: Ew! Luigi: No. Bob: PiSs OfF. Legend: Piss=Pee Waifus: Hmmmmmm…. Mario: BLEH! Legend: BLEH=Business of Learning with Education to Healing. Bowser: Golf. The Talking Spike: Heyyyyyyyyyyy……. SMG4:>:( Legend:>:(=Triggered/Angry August 10, 2019 50th Pie to Work, Office Kingdom 5:10PM Smart Bowser: (Laughing) Booseer: Go! Browser: Roarf(Piggy) Bow-ser: O_O Windy: ZZZzzz… Legend: ZZZzzz…=Snoring Me: I think of a name Redalpho: Oh, this is a real freaking embarrassment! Heavy: It’s good day to die! Bowser: (Roars) Bowser: Iquit! Bowser: ♪If you like chicken nuggets then you gotta sing along!♪ (Roars) Me: If you can do ♪ this emoji, please replace (Singing) into that emoji. Bowser: 🎵If you like chicken nuggets this is your favorite song!🎵 Me: Or that emoji You should know better: 🎶Chicken Chicken Nugget Yeah!🎶
Heavy: Yes! …: 🎶Chicken Chicken Nugget Yeah!🎶
Redalpho: Oh yeah! :🎤Chicken Chicken Nugget Yeah!🎤 Heavy: YTF 🎹Yeah Yeah Yeah! “Sing!”🎹 August 28, 2019 Elder Kingdom, Mechomono Rizal Plaza Bob: hEY u ,yeS u …: WaNnA bUy SoMe MaGiCaL RoCkS? : i GoT tHe BeSt MaGiCaL rOcKs In ToWn Iquit: nO, You dON’T UnDERSTaND. THese ARe Very spECial RoCKS : tHeY uM… :ThEy R… : CuReS… : It CuReS bRoKeN lEgS. : OH S(Tooth)T Um… …: RAViolI, RAvIOlI, cuRE hIs cAncEroLI. Koopa: WOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! :O King Koopa: Very… Old Koopa: o o f . Bob: Oh. yoU MUsT HAve STagE fOur BROkEN lEGS, welL, you cAN bUy THe advAnCeD hEaLInG roCk dLc for Only $500 aNd An OngOiNG $60 a moNTh sUbSCRIptioN . .. … …. Um, HeLlO? ….. …… ……. …….. ……… ………. ……….. ………… …………. ………….. OkaY ThEn. I’ll JUSt lEaVe THIS rOCk HerE For yoU AND TAKe your mONEy [MONEYMONEYMONEY] [MONEYMONEYMONEY]
iT WAS a PleAsure DOInG bUSInESS wiTh yoU [MONEYMONEYMONEY] February 12, 2020 12:35PM/NN News Kingdom, Newstatopia Fishy boopkins[Muffled]: Ever go through life and think to yourself… Gosh, I really wish I had a rock right now. Yeah! Me too! But now, you can have your very own limited edition exclusive… Boopkins rock! Yay! It is the best rock in the world because it’s good! And awesome! And uh…. Amazing! Yeah! (Toad gibberish)
Toadette: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY! *throw*
OOF That’s right! Get these rocks now, but only at your nearest Boopkin! Oh hey! That’s me! Buy three rocks and get one boopkin rock… For FREE! Oh my gosh! Wow! So cool! Thanks for watching guys! And don’t forget… “Boopkins rocks are the only rocks for you!” Oh… It’s Boopkins rock.. ..It’s Boopkins rock.. Such a good value.. so tasty and very nutririous! yay. plz buy them. May 18, 2020 11:10AM Shrekopia, Wario Land Language: Inglish Language: Toadaphino Language: Inglish Meggy: Yeah Little Mac: Oh hell no. I’m outta here. Enemies and Scout Boy: (Applause) Toadettesworth: Shut up and take my money! Me: Toadsworth=Grandpa Toadettesworth=Grandma Toad=Bro Toadette=Sis Toady/Toadie=Baby Boy Toadetty=Baby Girl September 30, 2020 Pasig City, Metro Manila Luigi: Ice cream, get your ice cream! Babies: (Gasps) Boss Babies: Ice cream! Ooh, I want ice cream! Ice cream! Monty mole: I want that one… that one… Bowser Jr.: i want blue. Baby rosalina: I want purple. [IRRERLEIRERILER] Monty mole: And that one! And that one… Luigi: Hi! It’s Ice cream time! AAAAHHH! STOOPID! i want icecream. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. [Luigi panicking as usual] Oh yeah! Uh…it’s not that bad. Here we go, Luigi not afraid. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… Mmmmmmmmmm Oh my f*cking god… What is wrong with you? Mmmmmmmm *choking* *choking continues* [DOES ANYONE KNOWS CPR? ANYONE?] (Kids cheering) Moral: Kids love people dying. [MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY] October 31, 2020 Contro, Mushroom Kingdom An adult version of the monty mole: Say WHAAAAT? Saiko: [Anime stock voices] Monty mole: AH! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!~ knock knock Saiko: Konichiwa! [More anime voices] knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock R.I.P door 2018-now SMG3: WHAT IS IT? I don’t care about stupid shit like that. I’m sick of your shit and your complaining… *muffled*
I’m sick of your shit and your complaining… You freaking jackass… OOOHOOO! AHHHHHHHHH…. PISS. Saiko: [RAGE] SMG3: OKAY, FINE, MOM! ARGH! Saiko: Dem Dem Dem Deeeem! ._. SMG3: [Laughter] WHAT THE F%#& IS THIS? [CAN’T STOP LAUGHING] Ha! Nenh! Ooooh! Ehehe! !!!!!!!! Oh hell no. YEAH! How much do you charge? December 23, 2020 (2 Days Before Christmas) Christmas Kingdom, Utility Street 1:30PM Mario: Let’s go! Come here, money! 4:30PM 5:00PM 5:30PM 6:00PM 8:00PM 10:00PM 11:00PM 11:30PM December 24, 2020 (Before Christmas) 12:00AM 6:00AM 6:30AM Wake up RL3D 6:50AM [gibberish] WA! Hey, Mama [email protected]&%. Wii Fit Trainer: Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope SO MUCH NOPE Mario: Hello, would you like a rock? Hmmmmmmmm….. Lemme think… I got it! Wa! Hoo! Wa! Hoo! Sing with all your might! Ô̷̡̧̹̮̥̫̩̥͈̙̹͖̥͍̗̔ͯ̂̒ͮ̔ͭͦ̋̈̅̋̏̂͞H̨̤̝̖̞̆̌͒͛̂ͩ ̴̛͆ͨ̑̿ͨ̽ͩͧ̊̅̄̏ͤͪ̓̂̋̚͏̞̹͍̰̩̙͎̹̖̥̦͈̻̮̰̥̻Ş̸̫̤̯ͮ͌ͬͯ̌͛ͪ͢A̶͍͈͔̩͇̳̞̭̱̙̹̤̲̱͖̠̞̔̄̍̍̑̍̈̏ͮͅY̨ͬ̆́̄ͫ̔͗̈̊́ͨ͛͊͠͏̛͎̞͓̤̩͈̝̞̗̭̣̫̪̪̩̳̠̺ ̸̢̛̫̲͎̯̥̼̖̯̤̜̍̈́̃ͥ̎̿ͩ͆͘͝Ç̥̯̳͓̖͎̥͙͙̺͖̜͔̙͍̠̟̦͐̍͂̓̈ͥ̔̉ͤ̚͟ͅA͊ͩ̑̇̍̽҉̢̩̟̟̮̥̪̰Ǹ̴̔͐̓̎̐́̎̅̍̿͒̑̈͛̚҉͞͡͏̼̳̻͔̟͚̲̻͇̥̰͚̺̦͔ͅͅ ̵̶̦̼͓͎͕͖̲͕̹̰͍͖͎̲̒͊̀̉ͩ̽̀ͦ͗̓̍͊̽́́́͞ͅY̛͎̰̰͎̱̪͓̭̦̩̜̫͊͋͐̇̇̏̂̿̈̑ͅO̢̙̘͙͖̩͍͛́͗ͣͭ͊͂̈́͐ͫ̐̐͒̏̄̄̓ͯ̍́͘ͅUͥ̇̄̇̎̈́́̉ͣ͂̂ͬ͟͏̖̺̦͙̼͍̲̗̬̻́ͅ ̩͉̣̮͉̫͇̂ͯͮ̈͊̏̐̌͆̔̑̍ͧ̂͡Ş̶̶̠͍̺̤ͭ͋͐̓̉͛̌ͩ̇͒͆̋̇͛̂ͦͨ̚̚͢͠E͂́͂̅͗͛͐̄̇̒́ͤ̍ͣ̾ͨͣ͝҉͏̸͇͈̭͖̜͎̹̱̪̤̥̞E̵̻̼̝͔͎̰ͪ̾͗̿͋͛̇͂ͨ̂͛ͬ̈́͐̇̅͘E̐͐ͨ̄̇́͏͕̯̻̠͔̤̫E͉̖̤̪̣̱̩̖̝̩̣̜͇̖͌ͭͩ̆̑̾̾̅ͧͯ̂̕͟͜͝͝Ę̳̺̹͍̯͎̦̺͔̻̖̯̘̼̦̭̬̄̅ͥ̍͆̎͆̆͆ͮ̎̈ͤ́ͅȨ̨̲͉̰͚̦͇̈́ͮ͐ͮ́̕͠Ẻ̷̡̡̝̼͓̗̭̹̰̦͍̫̻̺͕̥͇̎̋̂̈́͘͢ͅͅE̓ͥ͋̋̔ͯ̌ͥͦ̀̂ͯ͊ͤ͗̚͞͏̙̘̬̙͘͜E̵̛̞̫̱̞̬̠̭̠͚͕͒̊̈̇̽̂̓ͦ́ͤ̒̓ͬ͆̃̆̈̌̚͢͠͡ͅͅȆ̸̡͓̩̟̬̲̣̦̍̀́͜ B̷̧̫͈̣̟̝̞̟̝͍̝̰̲͕̳̳̯ͮ̃̌ͪ͑̓ͭ͘͘Y̨̛̱̣̼̣̹̯̘̳̗ͭ͌͒̎́̈̕͝ ̝̪̥̭̟̱͇ͫͬͤ̍̈͒͋̓ͣ̀̈́͗̐͑͢T̶͋͌̒ͤ̿̅͆͝͏͙̳̳̱͚̝͕͇̜͇H̷̷̶̡̞̤̺̺̤̟̟ͣ̄ͧ͌̚̚̕E̶̴̷̢̪̦̘̘̖̞̱̘̹̬͓̲̘̫̱̬̘̩̳͊̓ͯ̀ͥ͢ ̨̯̦͖̬͙̦̅̾ͭͧ̅̏̓͘D̻͉̜̬̲͓̠ͫ̏͒ͨ̎̇̽̏ͭ̓̀͂̇̒ͩͣ͂̀͘͢͜A͖̣̣ͥ̈́͆ͦͪͤ͛͂̒̃͒̈́̎ͫͫͥ͜͢͟ͅW̶̶̨̝̰͚̲͍͓̋̋̓ͩ͛̓ͧ̈ͮ̓̆̋ͭ̌́͢ͅN̨̉͗̊̈͂ͫ̿̄́͂̅̓͒͏̸͔̜̱̟̤͍̮̭̘̺͍̫̜͘͡ͅ’̵̡̫̖̥̙̰̗͆́̓͗̎̊̀̚͘͠S̨̛̙̟̟̦̙̻̜̹̼̝͓͍ͩ̊̈́͂̓̎̆͊ͪͅ ̲͓̮̥̹͌̍̍̚͘̕É̷̡̗̤̰͓̣̭̣͔̼̦̻͇̬̻̺̣̗̋̆̈́ͫ̑͗̆̇ͬ͒͂̅̔͘͢A̷̢̧͕̻͓̤͎͓̼̳͈̠̺̻̖̖ͬ͐ͭ̎́ͪ́ͅṘ̛̳͇̭̪͍͖ͪ̾ͧ̓̃ͭ̀ͬͤ̾̂̈́ͣ͛ͫͦ̎́ͅL̴̨̹͙̦̪̱͔͚̼̮͚̥̜̠͖̭̻̤̔ͯ͋̓ͥ̑̔͛ͬ̓͌͗̆̇ͦͨ͒́͝͡Y̴̸̛̟̺̰̻̜̱̻͈̮͈̼̺̺̹͎̖̰͔ͬͪͪ̐ͨ̂͗ ̷̻͉̲̠͚̣̞̳̣̺͎̦̰̔̆ͨ̂ͦ̓̉̒̽ͭ͐̑ͪ͑̽̂̑̕L̶͆ͨͪ͑͐̒̆̈́̿̒̂̄͌ͫ̿ͬ̎͑҉̬̖͙̣̳̦̦̪̼̲͖͇͖͎̗͕͙̬͈͡I̵ͪ̈́͊̉̑̄̏̈̆ͤ͏̨҉͔̠̼̞̘̹̬̯͕̞͍̹͓͎͖͝G̵͓͕͚̤̘̞ͥ̾ͣ͊͗̌ͦ̽̐ͬ̕͠Ḩ͚̦̞̙͈͍̲̹͙̥̳̆ͨ́͂̽͑ͧ̈́̐ͭ͆ͮ̅͡ͅH̷̸̳̲̼̜̖͙̺͂͊͌͌̎̅͆ͪ̿͊̕H̜̥̮͈̙̤̏͒̉̑́̆̄̉ͥ̅̀ͬ̊ͩ͜͝ͅHͧͬͭ̍̓̊̉ͣ҉͚̱̮̤̭̘̣̥̰͉̟͙̗̦͜͠ͅḨ̵̷̳͍̞͕͇̗͔̺̟̬͖̙̲̜͇͔̝̫̋̄ͣ̒̔̎͌ͩͤ̓̔͜͟T̔͑ͪ͆͛ͭ̎ͣͤͨ̈́ͨ̐̇͂̾͏҉̡̺͉̻̠͖̕̕ (All booing and jeering) Ẅ́̀̂ͦͯ̋̋̉̈́́̎ͣ̅͌̿͏̢̠̪̱͎͉̘̯̠͔͓̪̟̺̖̩̩̳͜͜H̸̪͓̠͎͈̪̩̠̥͙̙̹͈̘͖̻͉̘̊̉̓ͮ̉̾̇͐̔ͮ̎͒̓͆ͩ͜A̢̼̳̬̫̞̳͚͎̜̥͖̩̯͔ͩ̐ͧ̈̊́̿͒ͫͨ̿̓ͯ͛̒T͙͔̖̮̱͎̻̙͚͋͗ͭͤͧ̓ͤͬ̆͑͒ͨ̒̓͟͝ ̵̷̲̻̱̟̗͍͈͔̬͓̘̫̙̘̊͊ͣ͑̂̇̓́ͤ̇͌͊̊͌ͯ̚̚͘̕S̸̷͓̯̰̯̩̱ͩ͂ͦ͂̀ͮ̎ͤ̏̎ͪ͐͘͜͞O̶̧̯̰̬͖͉͚͉̯̻̎̿͋ͬ͐̈́ͯ̉ͬ͘͠ ̴̡̢̜͍̫̗͎̟̠̞̗̣̤̰̩̲̞̹̝ͦ̉ͤ̒̅ͣͫ͌͠P̛͈̝͕͍͓͔͖͉̖̻̩̞̭͍̩̫̮̩̈́͆̋̔̊ͯͨͩ̅ͣ̍̓ͨ̒͌̈́͢͡ͅR̴̩̝̯͒̈́͑̐́ͤ̉̾͆̃̅͂̈ͧ͒̃ͤ̕Ỡ̧̛̬̫͔̼͖̦̉͆̆̎ͧU͛̓̎̍͋͊́̄͗̿͏̴̖̞͍̲̖̖͇̝̳̙̪̲̤̠̻͖̱̕D̊̅̊̎̽ͩͮ̽̈́̓̚͢͏̸͉̤̮̟͓͎̞̰̜̝̩̬͉͝L̵̺̮̝͉̭̂̈̔̋ͯͣ͊͊̿ͨ͑̓͜͜Y̸̧̡̦̪̗̤̳̾̋̚̚ ̬͙̜̖̪̳͈̙̫̮̟̳͕̘̳͉̺͗̾ͫ͛ͮͩͮ̂̅̋̓́͜͟W̴̵̪̱̻̫̙̘͍̱͓̺̯̲̝̺̟̮̿ͫͥ͒̆ͣͨ̋ͪͨ̀ͪ̂̍͞Ė̛͌ͬ̃͐́ͪͪ̌͋̍̈́͊ͦͬ͞͏̠̣̺͈̙͕̗̜͉̳̤̳̤̮͇͈͈͔ ͤ̃͑͂̀͗͐̽͝҉̬̤͚̟͎̥̭̙̥͎͎H̊̅ͤ͂͗͏̴̸͍̲̮̦̼̟̻̖͢ͅA̸̷̙͔̳̝̹̬͉͙̒ͯͫ̈́ͭͮ̃ͩ̏̌͘ͅͅI̸̝͚̻̖̹͖̮̬͔͈͈̞̹̪̳̞̣̭͐ͭ̓̅͆͐ͯ͛̔̔ͮ́̐͐̎̋̈͋̈I̙̲̩͕̝͉͚̘̹̱͉̬̍̿̌͗̿̾̌̈ͤ̅̊ͧ̈́͒͋̊͒ͤ̀̚I̱̯̰̳̖̙̗̜̦̥̙͇͋͑̇͐̆͗̄̆ͩͣͫ̎̇̅͠͡͝͞L̡͛̔̿ͣ͆̒͡͝͏̵͎̹͙̘̞̺̯͎L̵̴̨͎̠̹̻̱̘̉̔̊̓̍͐ͭͥ̓̓͢Ḻ̵̨̨̻̟͔͉͇̠̳͓̩̤̘͇̘͍̘̬ͨ͊͒̽̐ͣ̓̊͌̏́ͅḘ̶̯̮̱̥̫̰̻̝̹͎̻̹̯̬̱͈̭̔͂̌ͬͨ͛̃̉͒ͫ͋́̕͟͢D̵̛̝̮͍͖̱̼̘͙͇ͪ̃̏̃ͯ̆̀ͨ̎ͮ́́̒ͣ́̕̕ Martulfo: You need to shut the f(tooth)k up! Aͣ̂͌̅͏̢͖͚͚͕̰̘̹͖͈͚͕̟̬̫̦T̢̛̮̜͖̭͖̥̜̺ͥ̾̔̎͘͟͡ ̫͈͉̮̦̱̟̗͊̎͌ͪ̅̄͢T͗̆͂͐̈͌̌̒̅̽͌̚҉͏̳̙̳̯̩̞̺̤͇͟H͓̞̟͕̺̝̜̻͉̠̹̦͈ͯ̓̽̇̋ͯ̔͛̅̎͌͌̀ͪ̅ͤ̌ͧ́͜ͅĖ̸̸̢̟̭̲̫̫̱̟̜͎̫͈̤̳̯̠͍̤̘͆ͬ͑̽̌̕ ͨ̒͑̚͏̛̰̠̠̗̬̞̦̣T̷̡̠̗͖͍̳̲ͪ͌́̓̑͋̊͋ͪ͋͋̔̃̌̚͘͠͝W̛̓͛ͪͪ͏̧̢͙̳̼̀Ỉ̷͕̬̼̭̫̗͇̤̫̱̗̳͈̘̰͉̾̇̔̄ͬͯͩͨ̚͜͜L̶̢̲͉̮͍̫͑̃̅͑̓͂̋ͩͬ̎ͭ̂͘͜͢I̶̵̧̛̜̠̪̖̪͚̞̞ͯ̈ͫ͑̽̈̒ͬͯͦ͟G̈̀̑͊̈́̎͒̑ͭ̀͗̐̿͛̔͏̸̻̥̣̺̲͙͉̀́͝H̷̾̽͛̽͂ͫ̒͊͒͆ͦ͑̒͏̨̻̱̞͓̟̭͕̤͍͝Ṱ͉͕̪̩̙͕͉̟͎̖̪̭͖̮͈͎̯̥͐͑ͤ̇̄̈́̂̒ͤ̂̄͑͆ͬ̓ͧ̆̾̀̀͜’̸̵̷̪̳̰͕̉̓̓̀̒̒ͦͬͫ͋̉͛̋͐̽̉̆̚͘S̡̡̰͓̪̝̪̘̙̯̙̦̑̒ͫ͌̋͟ ̷̧̛͈͍̲̰ͦ̓ͭ̔̔̽̏͂ͭ̃̀͢Ḽ̴̛͚̙͓̪͖͑̐̋̈́ͯ̔̈́͐͋̌̎ͧͮͦ̀Â̸̍̊̿̔͒͌̾ͪ̽ͤ҉̷̴͇̤̬͎̪͍͘S̢̙͕̰̝͉͕͖̜̟̠ͦ͆ͯ̌̔̃͌͒̀ͣ̀̚͘͟͞T͂͛ͣ̄̄ͧ͆́҉̡̡͓͕̣̰̙̰̖̠̱̭̖̪͍͡ ̶̩̥͚̱͈̼͔̖̻̻͕̤͇̲̪͔̦̒͐͌͆͒͊͗̃ͧ̐̄͐̽̽͑ͬ͂͡͡Ģ̵͌̿̉ͩͣͦ͋̑̎͌͂̃̎̚҉̨҉̰͕̗̲̲̯̙̩̮ͅL̷̩̖̟͉̹̦͕̖͕͍̯̗͑ͭ̎̏ͧ̈́̓̅̽̇͗ͭ̓̍́E̋͂̈́ͧ̇ͬͧ̃ͤ͒̌̋̎̓̽̎͗̚҉́͜͏̷̖̱̜͙͕̲̝̖̣A̵̬̗̖͇͓͈͍͓͕̾ͯͯͦͩͫͩ̑̾ͮ̏̇̾̐̀̓̕͟M̸̹͈̬̱̳̺͚̝͚̯̠̝͎̻͒̓̒͗̌͆̂̇̅̎̏͋̏ͮ̕͟͜ͅIͥ̇̍͑ͦ̄ͯ̌͑̃͂ͯ͊͆̚̚͘͝͏҉̩͇̱̭̥̖̺̱̠̥ͅN̷̴̢̢͖̪̹͔͓̣̹̗͉͙̣͈͍̳̠̜͖ͣͧ͒͋̂͋̇̏̆̄͐̂̾̋̏̇̈̓̍͜G͗̎̆͑̈́̌͑͛̒̈́́͏̭̦̖̩̱̰̥̪͎̬̫̮͕͈͈̯̼̱͔

Martulfo: You need to shut the f(tooth)k up! Goofy Baddie: Watdapug W̢̯͇̝͖̘̫̘̘̜̺̭̩̼͉̿ͦ͌̕͘͜͡ͅḦ̓̓̓̎̑ͩͥ̔̔ͮ̂́̈̚̚͏̸̧̞̺̜͔̞̭̪̣̪̻̠͙͉̼͕͚͚̪͉͢͠Ô̶͓͙͙̮͙̳̬͎̼̣̫̖̻͙̱̳̔̽̐̌̈́̃ͬ͒͛̎̆ͫ͂̒̕͠S̵̨̧̳͇͚̥̭͉̪̻̦̳͇̱̝̣̼̘̞ͦ̃̄̾̾̃̒ͬͫ̆͋ͅȨ̙̙͎̮͙̯̩̻̱͕̥̝̒̇͋ͣͣ̐́ͫͬ̂ͥͥ̑̕͜͟ ̸̈̀̒̎̃̈́͛̄ͤ͗̆͑͊ͪ͋̐ͯ̚̕͟͠͏͖̪͕͔̩̦̰̰̻̘̳B̛̬͚̼͚̩̼̘͇̟͓̻̳̙͎̺̻̜̱̒ͫ̈́̐̔͆̍̋̋͒̌͗ͫ͋͋̚̚͟R̶̢̢̬̰̥͚̹͚̥͇̳͎̘̹̙̮͈̈́̿̇ͭ̄̉ͭ̇̐͗͒ͬ́͂̀͝Ō̴̡̩͙͙̪̹͎͇̘͍̰̙͇̫͖͈̜͐̏ͤͫͩ̍̍̎͊̏̀ͭ̓͑̂̄̒̀̚͠͝A͗̀ͧ͋̓͂ͭ̋ͪͮͭ̀̾̈́̈̎͢҉͓͈͍̠͍̠̲̩͙̦̟̣̬̩D̵͕͓̮͓͙͊̓̔̎̌̍ͨ́͗͊ͥ͐ͯ̋̚͠ ̢̨̓ͧ̓ͪ̽̚͢҉͖̘̦̜̺̺̺̬̝̻͎̮̭͓͇S͔̬̟̳̯̠̤̼͖̖̜̫͙̱̰̭̖̯̊̈̀ͪ̊̈̈̑ͦͤ͋̍̏̍̏̄̓ͮ̕͢͢͝T̶̼͎̪̗̼͇̥̹̟ͩ̊́̊͂ͧ̑̊̀̓ͥͣͭ̍ͣͩ͢͜͝͝R̻͈̥̟̦̦̮͙̳͓̮̦̟͔̳̱͖͉̹͂ͩ̓̄̒ͪ̊̓̒͛͆̂ͮͮ͞I̸̡̩̣͙͚͖̋̔̂̑͞P̶ͪ̑́͌̿ͨ̄͡҉̡̪̞͇̬̪͍̀E̢̝͔̝̫̝͓̓̓͗ͮ̈̾ͦ̿͛̓ͥ̆́͡Sͬͥ̉̓͋ͨͤ͊ͬ͆ͪͩ̇̅̆̈͐҉̩̱̣̳̳̫̮͚̪̠̳̞̱ͅ ̿ͪ̐̏̾͏̛̹̗̞̠̥͍̜͔̘ͅĄ̝͉̻͍̗̲͒̃͋̌͞ͅN̸̟͚̳͍̖͓̫̱̜̰̟͛̍ͦͯ̍ͧ͜D̴̡̯͇̼͙̬̼̖̙̬͕͕ͦͤ̿̓ͦͯ́ͮ̓̃̓̿̈ͤ͒ͧͦ̚ͅͅ ̟̰̪̹͔͚͙̝͔̖̪̤͚̩͉̄ͦ͗͊͒ͨͯ̋̕B̵̡͎̪̟͎̟̖ͭͯͤ̍͞R̨ͮ̆̐ͮ͛ͫ̀ͣ̎͋͌̈́͂ͦͭ̉͜҉̳̲̹̖̼̥̙̹̳͚́Ị̤̻͙͇͔ͪ̆̂̽͆͗ͤ̓̏͆̾̍̄̅̅͟ͅG̟̱̝̞̖̀ͧͩ̂͋́͑͛ͩ̏͂͑ͤ̀͢͟H̴̵̵̬̘̣͙̟̲͍̯͎̮̽̏͒̿̽ͦ̀͝T̵̨̙̫͓̤̪̙͍ͨ̋ͯ͛ͤͧ̓ͥ̎͆̅͋̍̅̏̾͢͠ ̵̨͆̓ͤ͛̉͌̇̏̇̔͏̹̱̟̙̫̥̦̳̭̹͉̰̮̯̳̦̘͍̻Ṣ̵̼̻̯̜̼͈̻̝̲͙͇͈̝̤̮̱̘̅̽̉̌ͣ̈͗̏̂͆́ͮͨ͆́T̯̟̘̜̻̳̗͆̾͗́̆̋͌́̇ͥ̀͟͠Aͤ̊̉̑ͭ̏͐̏̏͌͒́͜͏҉̮̤̻̯͎̩̠͎͍̗͚̬̰̠Ą̧͔̰̻̑̉ͨ͋̔̈́͛͟͞͡A̤͖̥̹̪̫̲̯̖̭̐ͥ̓̊̅̚͜͞Á͍̜͖͕̦͖̄̓̌͆ͤͥͩ̍̒͂ͬͪͪͪ̆͜͞ͅA̷̭͔̟͙̥̙̺ͥ̔̋̌̍̔̔ͨ͒̊̇̒̾͌̑̋͞Ǎ̓͐͌̒ͩͮ̊̄͊̓͐̐̎̓̔ͮ̋͢҉̟͚͕͚̺̺͈̩͇Á̷̯̱͍̘̪̜̖ͩͩ̎̀̚R̷̢͓̙̣͈̥̟̯̥̠̰̤̤̖̰̯͍̾ͫͯ̒̃̒ͦ̅̉͂̆̂ͪͩͪ̆̉̓́͠S̔̽̉͒̾̐̔̉̓ͯͤ҉͏̫̟̬̣̻̩̻̤̙͜ͅ

Pugatulfo: Oh my god! Pugatulfo: This is my jam! Mario: I don’t think you can do that! T̶̰͉͇͔̜̮̜̗̲͆ͥ̊ͬͮ̉̽̈́ͬ̃̂ͥ͐̾̿̀́̚͜͠H͓̫̙̺̭͎̱̱͈̊͂ͥͧ̅̇̌̊̀́͢͝R̨̯̘̰͓̣̮̥͙͉ͪͬ͌̆͐͜͜͡O̷̡͎̗̟̣͖͓̗͖̖̜̓͐͆̾̐̐̿͋̚͡U͊ͯ͗̀̽̏̉ͨ̆̌́̃̓̈́͐͏̲͈̻̪̲͈̖̺̮̭̙͙͓͖͕̺͠G͗̅̋̃̐̽͗҉͇͍̥̰̦̦̣͔̰̝͖͡H͕͇̻̭͊̾͌͑̅̈ͣ̌̎͘͡ ̔̎ͩ̌̽͗ͪ̚͞҉̻͙͚̤̖͉̱̠̘̝̗͓̤̯̗̗͠ͅT̛͓͕̹̜̹̝̖̰̙͍͎̝̻̰͍̯̋̉ͯ̎̾͗ͩ̔͋ͮͣ̎ͮͦ̊͑̓̏̚̕H͇̺̙̦͉̮̲̰͖̿ͨ̄̈͒̆ͯ̀͟E̍ͯ̆̿͋̚҉̷̡̞̩̹͓̜͚͈͈͕͉̞͚̟̞͍̀̕ͅ ̘̲͇̬͙͔̫̺̠͐̊̉͗ͨ̾̂ͤ͊̒ͣ͋̿ͣ́͜ͅP̶̌ͨ̄̀͐̋ͮ̄͌ͬ͏̛̖̠̻̻̘̳͉̱̼͕̳͙͔͙̯Ȇ̡̍̋͞҉̛̟̼̭̺͓̺̹͙͡R̵̅ͩ́ͦ̓̐̇̐̑̃̊̽ͩ̌̈́͞҉̛͎̖̲̯̖̖͇͓͈̳̫͡Í̢̛̭̖̹̮͙̰̗̠̼ͣ̔͂ͧͯ̌̀Ļ̤̩̲͖̗̟̣͙̜̳͎̝̝̻̤̲̏ͦ̔̒̀̔͆͆ͫ͂͆̊̀͢͠ͅO̡͐̎ͬͦ̈̅̀̒͊̎̓̅͞҉̛̦̺̭̼̦̕ͅŲ̧̗͉͔͎̺͉̘̯̩̯̙̪͙̪̣̯̎͐̑̑̃̿͗̂͗ͪͧ̍̏̃͑ͨͧ̀͘ͅͅͅS̨̳̠̺̫̬̙̘̻̳̩̦̣̼̮̬̪͙̫͛ͭ̔͂ͤ̃͞͞ ̶̵̮̥͎̙̄́̌̆̓̄͘͟F̵̬̖̺̦̼̩̦̖̞̥̝̗̰̪̜͍͇͉̌ͤͪ̋͊ͯͦ́̚I̸̸̱͖̣̳͉̳͔͚̫̟ͦ͑́G̻̬̩̼̟̹̳͍̱̟̮̟͉̖͉̦͖͚͍͋ͦ̔͑ͦͭ̏ͯ̕͟H͛̿̑ͥͧ͢͢͏̡̧͙͓̖̻̖̺͎̖͙̟̻͎͈̰T̢̮̩̝̤̬̱͕̪͚̫̘̼̼̺̠̓͒̆͐ͥ̌͛͆͑͜͠

Mario: I don’t think you can do that! Me: How do those glitch get in there? Mario: Let’s-a do this! Mario style! Ơ͚͙̳̘̺͇͍͚͛ͨ̂ͫ͜’̨̛̫͓̤͇̭̳̯̫̦̗̣̪͔͖ͭ̎ͥ̓̈̈ͧͭ̂̂͆̐͐̾̇͗ͥͩ̀̚E̶̢͉̮͇͕̰͙̺̓̿ͬ̇͗̔̄͌̈́ͣ̀̽ͮ̑͠Ŗ̼͇̞̼̺ͦ̾̊ͥ̄̇ͮ͗̀ͭ̓̈̑͒͞ ̸͉͔͕̙͔̈̎̊̄ͩ̓̓̚͘͟T̨̧̢̜͇̺̣̫̼͚͇̥̜̙̲͚̦̫̯ͦ͊̿ͥ̏̓̃͆̒̿͂͒͗̒̾̐̇̅͘͡Ḩ̓̃̍̂ͤ̋̓̋ͮ̀͐̚҉̶̸̰̟̦̬̣̲̺͚͔̗̯̜̣̞̗͍̞̣É̻̳̻͎̪͔̖͈̬̼̮͈͉͔̮͙̥̾͆͒͡͞ͅ ̢͓̤̩͉͍̩͍͍̈͛̇̓̃̈̂͆̏̎ͫ́ͣ̉̿̽ͣ̚̕Ṟ̸͇̻̳͈̩͓̻̫̯̞͎̹͔̗̒̈ͨ͊ͧ͜ͅA̵̱̘̺̻̫̜̤͓͍ͣ̿ͣͧͨ̓̾ͣͯ̎ͬM̴̺͉̳͚̬̺̼͙̬̝̭͓̰̼͋̂̍̀̍̍̾͌ͫͫͦ͋̄ͦ̑ͅP̢͔̯̟͙̥͕̦ͥͩ̾͂̒ͣ͗̾̓͌ͯ̚͡͠A͗̑̇́̏ͭ̾ͬ̆̌ͭ̎ͦ̅̋́҉̴̟̜͙̤̼Ŗ̣̝̤͔̩͓͇̟̮̼̟̟͉̩̜̺̣ͭ͑ͬ͗̔͑͂ͫ̏̌͡͡T̴̛͔͕̲̠͉̫͇͙͙̑̍ͦͫͫͤ̊̈͜S̛̐͌̇̄͠҉̶̨̮͈̱̩̰̬̜͔͈̺̳͖͕̜͙ ̬̹̗̼͒͌̚̚͞W̊̏̃̓͡͏̼͇͇̟̭̺͙̩̳̙̯̱̱́ͅE̥̱̣̭̻̘̹̫͕̣̻͉̙̪͆̍̒ͦ̈̂̾̊ͥ̑̈̔͋̔̊ͨ̀͠ ̹̳͍̭̲̳̥̇͆͆̑ͫͨͮ̆́́Ẇ̶̻̱̝͈̯̓ͤͩ̓̀͟A̸̧̢̳̪̥̥͙͕͍̅̆͗̏̽̍͘T̀ͫ͋̒̏͏̴͞͏̘͖̳̭̳̙̻͝C̄̊̅͊̂͐ͮ̀҉҉̯̖̥͉͉̱̗̘͓̺̞͎̰̱̟͢ͅḨ̵̀̄̄̆̆͗̑̏̇ͬ͒̀ͨ͜͏̥̻̭͍ͅE̷̢̥̜̺͇̮̝̟̦͕̘̥ͣ̾ͬ̿͒͆̀́͜Dͫͣ̑ͣ̓ͬ̎̈̏͋̌ͫͤ̄͑́͆̃͏̢̛̼͔͍̗͚̦̥̱̙̳̻̩͉͡͞ JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP! EASY MONEY! December 25, 2020 U-shuld-now-dis-bak-at-da-intro 7:30AM Luigi: Oh yeah! [Gibberish] Go Weegee! Huh? [Unfortunately, SMG4 turned into a pathetic loser at this point.] Me: Because you spend 532 days “rokc”: BITCH! I love you. KiSs Me. [Tries to kiss the rock] If I wasn’t- HOLY SHIT! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT RICH! Price gave: 1000 Dollars SMG4: WOW! Uh, bye! I’ve got shit to do! [SMG4 somehow grabs the entire cash in just two hands]
Get! In! There! You! Bitch! Fishy Boopkins: Ohh.. Not even a thank you? Bob: HeY WHERE The hEll IS my cuT bitCH? Mario: MMMMPH! Bob: i didn’t BuST MY ASS for NOtHinG ! SMG4: Uh-Oh… Spagetti-Oh… Bye, BITCH! LATAAAAAH! (Laughing) *crash*
Oh shit! (Airplane zooming) (BOOM) DED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU MANE-IACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DANG YOU! DANG YOU ALL TO HEAVEN! Hubert: I’m sorry baby, I still love you! (Crying) SMG4: WHY? SMG4’s “friends”: O_O. [And then he got run over by a bunch of trucks. The end.] Outro: Super Mario Land Birabuto Kingdom/Mushroom Kingdom Remix Translator: yeahiamsocool123, RL3D, WilsonPerez3, Lie Lie Draw etc.

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  1. Please smg4 could you create a character based in gowther the sin of lust? And that is the couple of saiko

  2. Hmmmmm…. Saiko and green little dude…. why did saiko say hmm and Boopkins say heeeeeyyyy? thats kida gay for him

  3. Boopkins:Hey guys we should help him
    Bob:b*tch my sales skill come with a price
    Smg4:uhhh….. You get…. My love?
    Meggy:WUT
    Mario:throws up*
    Bowser:no
    Sakio:hmmm
    Bob:piss off
    Boopkins:heeeey~

  4. OMG JUST REALIzED U USED ROCKFORD CITY ON THIS VID OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG (i dont think i should be that happy just because a celebrity used the same map as i

  5. Hey anyone notice the subtitles reference a real city in the Philippines? Pause at the right time around 5:48 and you will see it.

  6. Wario + waluigi took time COLLECTING ALL THOSE ROCKS.
    And smg4 Took time on making a friend and the rest TOOK TIME SELLING MORE ROCKS THEN SMG4 BOUGHT.

  7. 0:15
    I'm sorry but Mario and Meggy are LITERALLY being put together ALL the time. Like, if Mario don't like Meggy, then Meggy must like Mario. Cause they are ALWAYS being put together.

  8. Honestly, since the world once almost got destroyed because smg4 had no money (stupid paper Mario), I’m surprised nobody care until after the offer

  9. 1:38
    SMG4: You get my love?
    Meggy: Ew!
    Luigi: No.
    Bob: PiSs OfF!
    Saiko: Hmmmmmm . . .
    Mario: BLEH!
    Bowser: Golf!
    Boopkins: Heyyyyyyy . . . ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  10. Mario x spaghetti
    Luigi x Luigi
    Boopkins x rock
    Saiko is lonely
    Smg4 x computer
    Bob x anime
    Bowser x princess peach
    Meggy x splat fest
    Me x channel

  11. 1:41
    Meggy : Ew.

    Luigi : No.

    Bob : pIsS oFF!

    Sayouri : HMMmmmmmm…..

    Mario : (Barfs in a bucket)

    Bowser : Golf (wait wha—)

    Boopkins : HEEEeeeeeyyyy

  12. At 1:23 Meggy is me when my friend says he is the the best at smash but then I break their sheild and they die instantly
    "Boi are you sure you're good at this game?"

  13. Debería matarte por hacer que meggy perdiera su tiempo pero el karma vino y te quito la money 😂😂😂😂

  14. Everyone questioning how Seiko sold 2 million rocks are probably forgetting that she owns a really big hammer.

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