3… 2… 1… Right in the balls! The Pakistani batsman says sorry not sorry as Cartwright tries not to vomit everywhere. He checks if he still has a dick. You can really understand why this position is called silly point. You’d have to be fucken insane to be passionate about fielding here. Here comes a fast bowl, oh he’s hit that into his own baby maker! Surely that was not the master plan. This has gotta be a certain catch, no he’s not gonna make it it’s heading for the dick! Got it! *pained laughter* That was a cunt of a trick shot. Gee whiz, his teammates are happy it had nothing to do with their bishops. This sheila is like “OMG that was so funny.” And she makes a cock of herself. The Dick Gods are dishing out instant karma. Ohhh fuck that, fuck it. No, no, no, no, no fuuuck off. Ahhh. Freeze time and space, freeze it, freeze it, NOOO! Who the fuck even invented cricket? I can see why it hasn’t caught on in the U.S. This vision is like the Predator movies. We don’t need to see that. Oh it looks like the umpire just took a bullet. Let’s see what happened exactly, he tries to jump over it but fails miserably. His brain had a choice of going up, down, left or right. Unfortunately, it chose to go up. He’s like “why the fuck did I leave my box on the bedroom dresser.” Even the great Brian Lara took one in the family jewels from time to time. Back in the days when Australians had Big Fuck Off Moustaches and doctors were more hands on with their treatment. Anyway, hands off cocks on with socks. The game always go on.
so why are they not wearing some sort of special protection yet?
My nuts hurt just watching this
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No cups?
There have to be Ballball championships throughout the world
This game is nuts
0:36 he's laughing now but Joe Root just took one right in the nuts off Starc's bowling in the 4th Ashes Test 2019
Once when I was at a cricket gala day with school one of the kids on my team accidentally threw the bat after hitting the ball and it flew straight into the crotch of the kid standing next to me
WE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL
What a stupid fucking game
Stop saying fuck it 😠 annoying man
This is so hard for men to watch
Cause we've all been there
I don't know about others but I know plenty Samoans that play cricket esp in the Seattle area. My family has always played.
Who else has experienced getting hit in the balls.
Hand om cocks without [email protected] great mannn
Fuckin' Wankas…
Root laughing now in 4th test ashes starc broke his mp guard penis guard broken
Holy shi* wkwkkw
Pakistani here, we play cricket on the street and i can confirm this happens. It’s hilarious until it happens to you
But we've got the biggest balls of them all !!
american commentators are the best
Well Pakistani Team is the most funny team after all 😂😂
0:11 #OHWHATAFEELING
Worst hashtag placement ever
He ozzy much love for giving my fellow countryman Brian Lara a shout-out.
Here is an idea! Wear a fucking cup!