Mother Knows Best – SNL
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Mother Knows Best – SNL

August 22, 2019


>>YOU’RE WATCHING GAME SHOW
NETWORK. MOTHER KNOWS BEST WHEN MOMS AND
THEIR TEENS TEAM UP TO WIN CASH. HERE’S YOUR HOSTESS WITH THE
MOSTEST. SHELBY McALLISTER.
>>WELCOME TO MOTHER KNOWS BEST AND I’M ALSO A I TUBE SKETCH
COMEDIAN AND SINCERE GENUINE SINGER.
OKAY. TO FIND OUT WHAT OUR TEAMS ARE
PLAYING FOR, LET’S CHECK IN WITH OUR ANNOUNCER, CUTIE PIE PAUL.
>>DON’T CALL ME THAT. JUST PAUL, PLEASE.
OUR TEAMS ARE PLAYING FOR A GRAND PRIZE OF $10,000.
AGAIN, JUST PAUL.>>THANK YOU, CUTIE PIE PAUL.
LET’S MEET TODAY’S TEAMS. FROM FOUNTAIN VALLEY,
CALIFORNIA. SUMMER AND HER MOM, JACKIE.
>>MY MOM CAN BE REALLY STRICT.>>IF WE DON’T WIN TODAY, SHE’S
GROUNDED.>>FUN.
FROM ARIZONA, IT’S 16-YEAR-OLD MASON AND HIS MOM, SHANILE.
>>MY MOM SAID RAISING KIDS IS A FULL TIME JOB.
>>I’M GETTING A $10,000 RAISE.>>FROM PENNSYLVANIA, A CLOSE
COMMUNITY OF FRIENDS, 17-YEAR-OLD JOHN CHRISTOPHER AND
HIS MOM –>>MY MOM IS MY BEST FRIEND.
>>MY SON IS MY LIFE.>>AWESOME.
OKAY. BEFORE THE SHOW, WE ASKED OUR
TEENS QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR MOMS F. THEIR MOMS MATCH UP, THEY GET
50 POINTS. WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU DO THAT
DRIVES YOUR MOM CRAZY.>>OH, MAN, THIS IS EASY.
MY MOM HATES WHEN I CHEW MY HAIR.
>>YEP, I SAID CHEWING HER DARN HAIR.
>>CORRECT! 50 POINTS ON THE BOARD.
JOHN CHRISTOPHER. WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU DO THAT
ANNOYS YOUR MOM.>>OH, MAN.
SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING I WAKE UP BEFORE SHE DOES AND I GET UP
OUT OF OUR BED. WHEN SHE WAKES UP SHE WON’T KNOW
I’M THERE.>>YOU SAID OUR BED?
MOM, SHOW US YOUR ANSWER.>>I SAID LEAVING OUR BED EARLY
AND MAKING MOMMY WORRIED.>>CORRECT.
YOU GET 50 POINTS.>>♪♪♪
♪♪♪>>COOL!
MASON, WHAT DRIVES YOUR MOM NUTS?
>>IS IT STILL GOING?>>ALL RIGHT.
>>WE WON THE POINTS.>>WE ARE DONE WITH THAT.
NO MORE OF THAT. WHAT DRIVES YOUR MOM CRAZY?
>>WHEN I PLAY MUSIC REAL LOUD. SHE HATES THAT.
>>WHAT? I SAID WHEN YOU WEAR ONE OF
THOSE DUMB HATS.>>NO POINTS.
AFTER ONE ROUND, SUMMER AND JACKIE WITH 50, JOHN CHRISTOPHER
WITH 50 POINTS. CLOSE GAME SO FAR, HUH, CUTIE
PIE PAULEY?>>PLEASE CALL ME PAUL.
>>WE’LL SEE. SECOND QUESTION AND WE WILL
START WITH JOHN CHRISTOPHER. JOHN CHRISTOPHER, WHAT’S YOUR
MOM’S BIGGEST FEAR?>>THAT’S EASY.
THAT I WILL MEET A WOMAN AND GET MARRIED SOME DAY.
>>THAT ARE A WOMAN COMES AND WILL TAKE HIM LEAVING ME IN MY
LONELINESS. ALONE, ALONE, ALONE.
ALSO — LYME DISEASE.
>>I REALLY DON’T WANT TO GIVE THAT ANSWER POINTS, BUT THAT’S
50 POINTS.>>♪♪♪
♪♪♪>>OKAY, SO THE PRODUCERS ARE
LIMIT YOU LIMIT THE SONGS TO NO SONGS.
ALL RIGHT, SUMMER. WHAT’S YOUR MOM’S BIGGEST FEAR?
>>PROBABLY SPIDERS?>>SHOOT.
I SAID THAT MY HUSBAND AND I WOULD GET INTO A LOUD FIGHT IN
FRONT OF HER FRIENDS.>>NO POINTS.
I HEAR YOU THOUGH. MY MOM AND DAD FIGHT ALL THE
TIME. WAS NOT AFRAID OF A DRINK.
SO –>>MASON AND CHARMIN.
AND WE FORFEIT. WE CAN’T BEAT THIS.
THEY KISS EACH OTHER ON THE LIPS.
COME ON. LOOK AT THEM.
>>NO ONE IS GOING BEAT THEM. I DON’T THINK THEY HAVE EVER
SLEPT IN SEPARATE ROOMS. WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK
BEFORE ROUND TWO.>>CAN I USE THE RESTROOM?
>>CAN I HELP HIM IN THERE BECAUSE HE CAN’T AIM.
>>OH, MY GOD. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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  1. "I'm a YouTube sketch comedian! and a serious, genuine singer." That's such a great goddamn line, and it is not getting enough love in this comments section.

  2. I laughed so hard at Kate in this sketch! "Leaving our bed early and making mommy worry" 😂😂😂
    Incest much?

  3. The sad thing is that I know a couple of former substitute teachers that are like John Christopher and Ebisaleth. The mother and the son had the same job in the same district, allegedly lived together and we assumed that they had an incestuous relationship. We saw them holding hands several times when they were leaving. The son seemed very submissive and overly attached to his mother. I’d say that’s a big scandal 😂

  4. That’s a good impression of Norman and Norma Bates from Bates Motel-

    creepy and fucking disturbing

  5. Probably a good sketch but unfortunately I refuse to watch ANYTHING containing Amy Schumer…. Shes just fuking awful!!

  6. Amy (((Schumer))) isn't that funny…..but she is kinda cute….for a jew. And i hate how they make whites look retarded incest and weird.

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