WOOHOO WE HAVE DIAMONDS! *singing*
We have diamonds! We have diamonds! We have diamonds! We have diamonds! We F***ING did it! We beat the game! Why is everyone saying stop?! What do you mean stop?! look at all- Where the F***S the diamonds? *music starts* W H A T ? ! You need an iron pickaxe? *loud sobbing* Are you guys trolling? *more sobbing* Guys I don’t actually know how to play this game! Now the man… was at this service and a grenade went off and he lost his F***ing leg. Would you pick on him for losing his leg? Help. Something’s shooting SH*T at me, I’m building a wall.
(and making the skeleton pay for it) No! NO! Oh God… They’re killing me! This is bullSH*T (Holy fricking heck he said the b word) this game is a scam! (BITCONNECT!!!!!!!!!!!) All right, I gotta set the record straight. Something is really pissing me off; Notch took another game and ripped it off and made Minecraft. (this is so sad can we hit obese children) Alright? Alright, if we’re gonna call stuff a rip off, let’s call it what it is. Notch took another game, ripped it off, created Minecraft.