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August 24, 2019

You ready for this? Oh yeah Lets do it. Dark Souls has trained us well. I know right? It looks like they made the game easier so casual players can play. -WHOA!
-WHOA! HOLY SHI- Is this “too easy” for you? You know, I actually think the game seems pretty challenging. I’ll see you later. OK Hello, I’m Pate. I’m your friend maybe maybe not. This dude is giving off a really bad vibe so I think we should kill him. wait wait wait wait wait wait He gave us a Soap Stone Solaire gave us a Soap Stone So this guy is like the new Solaire You know? Yea… You’re probably right. …i will kill you later on. OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!! YES YES YES YES YES YES Lightning is the best! Retreat! Retreat! Retreat! Try thrusting… Ambush behind Amazing che- Woman in short for the- Try tongue but Horse but? WHAT?!?! Check it out, I’m a baby bird! That’s-That’s pretty good! BUDDY We run and we explode! I’m gonna blow up! You think you can handle my spells? You know, you sound a lot like our old friend Frampt. Yeah! He does sound like Frampt. I… don’t know what you’re talking about. Here Eat this. Well, I’m not really hungry- It IS Frampt! Oh, it’s good to see you, Frampt! You wish to guard the bell? Yea, that sounds really lame so I think we’re gonna pass… You’re gonna regret that! Blood Fart? And Rotten Sausage? Alright, it’s two on two it’s a fair fight. What’s this? Alright, it’s two on one it’s gonna be an uphill but I- I’m sorry… Very good… Hey, do you know ghow to beat this boss? Yea, I’ve beaten him before. Just follow my lead. Sounds good. BE FREE, MY MASTER! Find some cover! We gotta move up! Alright, let me in. I don’t think there’s enough room for three people in here. Alright, very funny now make some room. No, seriously, look how tight this walls are! Yeah, you gotta find another spot. I would, but I don’t have enough time. If you leave now… You’ll probably have enough time. I’ve beaten him and I’m telling you that I don’t. Really, we’d let you in but there’s just no room! I disagree. Now let me in! You gotta find another spot! No time. Just find another spot. NO TIME! Just find another s- I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH TI- I just wanted the souls… Hey, this place looks really cool. I wonder if there’s gonna be a- Buddy? Buddy? Moving box! WHAT THE HECK?? You can turn into a box? That’s amazing! Hello. May I share with you
the lore of this land? Uh… yeah, let’s hear it. I know it’s hard to believe but we’re actually standing in an- -WHOA!
-WHOA! Why did you do that? Ungh… No, that was my fault. Please, leave a bad player review on my name so I may learn from my mistakes. You know, I actually feel kind of bad… You should! He was just trying to tell us the lore of the land! Well, I didn’t know that- You fuh- big fat stinking green jerk!. Hey! That’s my physical appearance! That hurts really bad! Ooooooh my goooooooood! YOU WILL NOT PROCEEED!! GANDARF! NO!!! Oh, geez… It’s two on one, pal. Give it up. I think we’re lost. Look, when I hit the tree
it makes a funny noise. Can you not hit that tree? Why is everyone stabbing me in the back? Coz it’s easy. And it does a lotta damage. Thank you for saving me! No problem. I don’t have anything with me but if you meet me in my house… I’VE GOT BOSS WEAPONS! Did you say -boss weapons?
-boss weapons? Boss weapons! Where do you live? Right down the road. Can’t miss it. Right down the road. Right down the road. Guess we’ll see you there- YEP! Right down the road. Right down the road… Right down the road… Right down- bye bye! AAAAYYY!!! A GUY!!! UN FORASTERO! Detras de ti! Detras de ti!! Oh, oh, its hot! Oh, it’s really hot! You gotta be more careful buddy. You don’t suppose that’s just a regular frog… We gotta get outta here! I like seeing giant bones of creatures… Cuz then you can, like picture what it was like before it turned into giant bones… You phrased that really weird… But I know exactly what you’re talking about. There’s a giant hole here… What is this yellow goo? It smells so bad! Aw, come on! Please tell me this is the end… I did not like that place… Everything hurts! What’s that? This… is what we have been waiting for! PRAISE THE SUN!! [T]/ Oh, this must be where that giant bird lives. Let’s check it out. It’s not a bird, it’s actually a dragon. What do we do? Maybe we can sneak around it. NOPE! That doesn’t work. I think we should get outta here. Yes, please, I don’t wanna fight any more dragons. Let’s go. Do you think it’s gonna follow us? Just calmly walk away. Brave Undeads You have proven yourself to me… Now… be one with the dar- LIGHTNING!!! We… We beat it! Oh, that wasn’t too bad. OUR SOULS ARE FREE! Why are you being so dramatic? I don’t know, I just feel like that took a really long time. Yeah, I guess so… What do we do now? Wanna play through again?

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  1. Pointless. There is cool nerd or even geek this is just super lame to even be cool. And I like nerds and geeks, this is just not funny and it is pointless.

  2. I feel horrible. I killed some crazy dude with a glowing head awhile back and finally realized that it was actually solaire. 🙁
    "Praise the sun…"

  3. Praise the sun… [T]/

    Greeting: "Ah, hello! You don't look Hollow, far from it! I am Solaire of Astora, an adherent of the Lord of Sunlight. Now that I am Undead, I have come to this great land, the birthplace of Lord Gwyn, to seek my very own sun! … Do you find that strange? Well, you should! No need to hide your reaction. I get that look all the time! Hah hah hah! Oh, ah hah! So, I didn't scare you? I have a proposition, if you have a moment. The way I see it, our fates appear to be intertwined. In a land brimming with Hollows, could that really be mere chance? So, what do you say? Why not help one another on this lonely journey? This pleases me greatly! Well then, take this. We are amidst strange beings, in a strange land. The flow of time itself is convoluted, with heroes centuries old phasing in and out. The very fabric wavers, and relations shift and obscure. There's no telling how much longer your world and mine will remain in contact. But, use this, to summon one another as spirits, cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage in jolly co-operation! Of course, we are not the only one engaged in this. But I am a warrior of the sun! Spot my summon signature easily by its brilliant aura. If you miss it, you must be blind! Hah hah hah! Oh, hello there. I will stay behind, to gaze at the sun. The sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father! If only I could be so grossly incandescent! Oh, there you are. You've been quiet these days. Smooth summoning out there? Anytime you see my brilliantly shining signature, do not hesitate to call upon me. You've left me with quite an impression. I would relish a chance to assist you. You really are fond of chatting with me, aren't you? If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for me! Oh, no, dear me. Pretend you didn't hear that! Hah hah hah!"

    Friends: "You really are fond of chatting with me, aren't you? If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for me! Ha ha ha!" 

    The most painful fight in all of Dark Souls: "Was it all a lie? Have I done this all, for nothing?"

  4. For the past 3 years this video has never gotten old. Thank you James for helping me embrace my love for Dark Souls.

  5. 2019 person here, Played dark souls 3, 1 then 2 in that order, and i can confirm Dark Souls 2 is easy, Shit and a waste of fucking money.

  6. I think this is my favorite YouTube video. I’ve watched it several times over the years. I enjoyed it before I’d even played a Dark Souls game and I’ve still yet to touch the second one (still working on the first). I don’t know why. This just makes me happy. Two knight bros just overcoming adversity. I really love this video for some reason.

  7. This video has been showing up in my recommended for the past 2 months. I bet it would have made a lot more sense if I had actually played Dark Souls.

  8. I am just playing ds2 for the first time (first ds game and first play through) and I now get all of this

    Edit : just finished it, now I really get it

  9. Why are those cancer reaction channels reacting to this. I get it gets them ad revenue but, do they have any moral integrity left?

  10. I have NO idea what this is about, got curious , but whatever it is it's hilarious! ????? can anyone tell me more please?

  11. All other dark souls parodies are garbage that use predictable humor and really cringe editing.
    This is and always has been a complete cut above the rest

  12. Ya know it's funny. I don't even play Dark Souls and everytime this pops up on my recommended I watch it. I've seen this at least 12 times over the years lol

  13. Anyone notice whenever they take a picture and upload it to Soul Book someone is about to stab them in the back in the background?

  14. This is one of the only videos that I make a point to rewatch every couple weeks, month or so; and it's never failed to bring me so pure joy and laughter! Such phenomenal quality from every little detail, thank you so much for this slice of heaven

  15. Log #7472

    *its been years, I keep returning.
    I cant stop. If anyone reading this, send help, Its too cold here. I cant stop watching it. I don't know who I am, where I am, even what I am, my life is contained within this video, just send help, i want out.

  16. I've kept a track record of how many times I've seen this video. I've seen 46 times now. Just shows the quality of the video.

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