This is big. Proper massive. I can get us not just the hottest DJ but the hottest pair of DJs on the planet. Tale of us. These boys are the kings of atmosphere, the masters of mood they came along and basically took deep house Into the desert and put two in the back of its skull. Bang bang. You’re dead. Their sound is that *blinking* special. And you want them, give me the word and I’ll book them right this second Nice one it’s all sorted. Except for the small matter of their rider. They want to get picked up in an Enus Stafford. DJs these days the fancy fucks. We ain’t gonna be able to rent a motor that pricey, so we’ll have to lift it… and there happens to be one on the back of a transporter not to far away. Chase it down, release the ramps, and watch it fall off the back. Easy-peasy, innit? You through to your garage, you, ah, need me to bring you a ride? I’ll bring it by. You got it. Yes, my beauty. Now bring it down to LSIA I bet they didn’t think we’d come through with this when they put it on the rider. Studio Los Santos is quite a night spot. There you are. No, the prima donnas aren’t here yet. I mean, the music’s great but seriously, rock and roll has really gone to their heads. Yeah they get like that Celebrities. One time right? I was out, you know – Oh, here they are! Hey Dave. Lads, lads… Peace and love… Big up the London massive. Yes… Yes… Shall we, uh, get in the car? I hope it’s, uh, Good enough… Wow, man, this is great. Oh, yes my son. It’s no bother it’s just a little something I threw together Comfortable? Okay driver… To the club. And don’t spare the horses. To the club, you little beauty. All right, all right. To be quite honest chaps, I was expecting… a little more enthusiasm for the old mode of transportation It’s the Enus, innit? About as easy getting out of one of these as it is to piss out a bowling ball It’s a nice car, But you know… you didn’t have to. You could have sent a limo, or anything… Any old limo? Fucking hell. Hold on a second You mean that wasn’t your rider? An Enus Stafford, two gallons of mezcal, and a swimming pool of rubber duckies? Nah. All we asked for was our mixer and a few drinks from the bar. Yeah, if the setup is right, we’re good. Blooming heck. Hey. You hear that? Didn’t even want the Enner. Must have been Laszlo’s list. Poser. That’s the owner by the way, lads. Been jumping through hoops trying to get this thing. Good to meet you, I’m Matteo. Carmine. Great to play the club. Well, enjoy the luxury lads, even if it wasn’t exactly requested. And if you want those rubber ducks, you say the word. Eh, either of you gents on the cacao? Excuse me? What? Cacao. Cacao! Cocoa beans. It’s like chocolate, only properly twist your noggin. Pretty much all I do now is 100% pure, ceremonial grade chockie Sorted my chakras right out. You see them? No. Huh? Perfect alignment. Like a snooker rack. Crown to root, the whole works… Thank you, goddess chock. We’ll get you fellers a ceremony while you’re out here, no problemo. We’re fine. Honestly. Yeah, we’re pretty busy anyway… Shame, shame… your loss. This is the future. Oh and the rider… honest mistake… so don’t get any ideas in your head. Love is the answer. Love. Here we are, lads. I hope they’re ready for it. Thanks, man. Hey, we’ll see you in there. Let’s go for it.