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Gaming on the Down Low

August 30, 2019


♪♪>>THERE IT IS.NICE.>>WHOO!>>HEY, SO, I WAS WONDERING: WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME WE PLAY VIDEO GAMES, IT’S ONLY WHEN YOUR WIFE IS GONE?>>WHITNEY HATES ONLY TWO THINGS IN THIS WORLD: VIDEO GAMES AND YOU.>>WAIT, REALLY?>>I’M JUST JOKING.>>OH.>>BUT I’M SERIOUS… ABOUT JOKING.>>OH! HEAD SHOT! BOOM! HEAD SHOT.>>YOU’VE GOT AN ENERGY SWORD.>>HEAD SLICE! BOOM, HEAD SLICE!>>HONEY, COULD YOU HELPME WITH THE GROCERIES?>>SHOOT, HIDE YOUR CONTROLLER. CHANGE THE CHANNEL.>>OH, HEY, JAMES, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE HOME.>>WHAT?>>NO, WE’RE JUST WATCHING A MOVIE.>>OKAY. HOW WAS WORK, SWEETHEART?>>IT WAS REALLY GOOD. CAN I HELP YOU WITH THESE?>>OH, SURE, THANK YOU. OH, OKAY. OH, BY THE WAY, UM, WE HAVE DINNER WITH THE HANSENS TOMORROW, SO- OH, SHOOT, YOU KNOW WHAT? I FORGOT TO GET MILK AT THE STORE. I’M GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK. I’LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES.>>OKAY, LOVE YOU.>>LOVE YOU. [DOOR SHUTS] >>SHE GONE!>>ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO! WHOO!>>GOOD, WE’RE STILL ALIVE!>>THERE IT IS! MAN, THIS GAME IS TOO GREAT.>>MY MISTAKE!>>SHOOT!>>WHAT?>>PHEW. I JUST LEFT IT IN THE CAR INSTEAD.>>WHAT? WOW.>>YEAH. [CHUCKLES] >>GEE.>>YEAH, I KNOW, I TOTALLY FORGOT.>>CRAZY, SO CRAZY.>>UM, HEY, I’M GOING TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT- >>NO! DON’T.>>THE TRASH-NO?>>NO. UM, ME FOR THAT.>>YEAH.>>YOU WANT TO TAKE OUR TRASH OUT?>>TOTALLY, YEAH. I’VE GOT IT.>>THANKS, JAMES.>>COOL, THANKS, MAN!>>THANKS!>>YEAH!>>OKAY.>>COOL. DO YOU WANT TO GO LIE DOWN? I MEAN, WE’LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING IN HERE.>>AW, THANKS.>>PUT THIS AWAY.>>YEAH, NO, I’VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO, SO THAT WOULD BE GREAT. THANKS.>>COOL. LOVE YOU, BABE.>>LOVE YOU.>>BACK TO BUSINESS!>>WHOO! ALL RIGHT. AW, MAN, WE’RE DOWN TEN LIVES!>>AW, SHOOT.>>OH, HONEY,I FORGOT TO MENTION…UH, I RESCHEDULED OUR DENTAL APPOINTMENT FOR THE 21ST.>>COOL, GREAT, THANK YOU.>>OKAY, GREAT. YEAH, NO PROBLEM. [DOOR CLOSES] >>ALL RIGHT! BOOM!>>WE GOT HIM.>>OH, AND ALSO, STEVEN?>>[SIMULTANEOUSLY] OH, COME ON!>>MM, GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB ON THIS ONE. MM.>>HOLD UP, STEVEN. TURN AROUND.>>WHY?>>JUST DO IT.I CANNOT BELIEVE… HOW GOOD THOSE PANTS LOOK ON YOU!>>WHAT?>>I MEAN, ARE THOSE NEW?>>THESE THINGS?>>YEAH, ARE THEY NEW?>>NO.>>OH, YEAH, DO A LITTLE DANCE FOR ME! YEAH. I LIKE THAT. OH, OH, BREAK IT DOWN, BREAK IT DOWN! NOW BACK THAT THING UP! COME ON, BRING IT HERE, BRING IT HERE! AH-HA!>>NO!>>I GOT IT!>>NO!>>I DIDN’T DO IT!>>YOU ALWAYS PLAY WITHOUT ME!>>WAIT, SHE LIKES TO PLAY?>>YEAH! SHE’S WAY BETTER THAN ME!>>THAT’S WHY YOU HIDE IT FROM ME?>>YEAH, IT’S NOT THAT FUN TO LOSE TO YOU ALL THE TIME!>>WHY, ‘CAUSE I’M A GIRL?>>MAYBE. I’M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD.>>[INDISTINCT ARGUING] >>TALKED ABOUT!>>WAIT, WAIT! WHY DON’T WE PLAY TEAMS?>>I DON’T KNOW WHY WE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.>>THAT’S A GOOD IDEA. SAVED OUR MARRIAGE. [LAUGHS] >>YEAH.>>LET’S PLAY.>>ALL RIGHT.>>COOL.>>COOL. [LAUGHS][SOUND OF GUNFIRE ON T.V.]>>UH.>>I’M GOING TO SANITIZE THIS, ACTUALLY.>>YEAH, GOOD IDEA.>>I SHOULD- I SHOULD… >>THANKS FOR WATCHING.>>BOOM!>>GO AHEAD AND FEEL FREE TO HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON.>>HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?>>AW.>>AND THEN SHARE THIS WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY- EVERYONE WHO LIKES VIDEO GAMES.>>HEAD SHOT! HEAD SHOT!>>YOU SAID WE’D PLAY TEAMS!>>I LIED!

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  1. Did anyone else realize when they said “dinner with the Hanson’s” it’s actually a last name used in their neighborhood watch video? So whitney’s family is best friends with jermey’s and that Whitney cheated on Matt for Steven who was in costume XD

  2. Who else noticed the "'i dont wanna die" shes definitely going to die. Groans "lets go son."'
    That they played on 'cheer up mix up?'

  3. Omg I couldn’t see how she pulled the controller out so fast so I slowed it down to .25x and I have never heard a more glorious sound. Listen to James’ scream at 3:06 slowed down it’s hilarious.

  4. They were playing halo…. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssswwssssw

  5. I did the math. That ceiling would have to be about 152 meters (or about 500 feet) high for those controllers to stay in the air so long. That's about as tall as the square part of the Washington Monument.

  6. i can realate to stephen i lost to both my sister in the smash bros series for 8 years but now were about the same skill

  7. The show the channel is changed to is the same as in cheer up mix up. Also it's Jason and Whitney in the show.

  8. The caaaaaake!!!!!
    Also I LOVE when they goes the controllers in the air and they hover for like 40 seconds and then two back down. XD
    Okay seriously the cake though.

  9. “I’m gonna sanitize this, actually.” I don’t know why that line made me laugh as hard as I did.

  10. I don’t know if someone already mentioned this, but at 0:38, that’s the same show that Stephen was watching during Cheer-up Mix-up

  11. 2:21 paused is me every single time I see cake. Well, in my head at least, but sometimes in reality too.

  12. i almost died when you guys threw that controller in the rubbish and ruined it in that cake

    you evil bastards

  13. They were plating Halo… they mentioned a shooter game, with energy swords… COUINCIDENT I THINK NOT

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