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Game of Thrones: Immigration is Coming | We The Internet Sketch

November 4, 2019


Welcome back to the program. For thousands of years, the wretched, depraved wildlings have threatened our existence. Thanks to the Night’s Watch, and more importantly, the wall along the northern border of the Seven Kingdoms, the realm has been safe and secure. But all that has changed, now that the thousands upon thousands of wildling hordes have snuck across the northern border. What should be done to address their illegal immigration? Joining me to debate is one of the filthy barbarians. Sir, what do you have to say for yourself? First, we did not sneak in across the border. We were invited in by the Lord Commander of the NIght’s Watch, Jon Snow. You people said it first, Jon Snow knows nothing. And now you think that the Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch has the authority to just unilaterally change immigration policy? Jon Snow is a man of vision. He sees that the Seven Kingdoms will be stronger with open borders. That by letting the wildlings in, you’re going to increase economic activity, and national security. Many politicians, including Lord Donald of House Trump, have said that, when the wildlings send their people into the Seven Kingdoms, they’re not sending their best. How do you respond? It is true that many of our best, some of our greatest warriors, died in battle, but we still have many… Rapists! That’s what you’re sending over. Your best and brightest rapists. That’s preposterous. And I find it ironic considering all the raping that happens in the Seven Kingdoms. Exactly. We have a thriving rape industry right here in Westeros! We don’t need to import rapists, who are willing to rape for less than minimum wage. Look, are some of us rapists? Maybe. People are awful, wildling people, Westeros people, but we’re not just sending our worst! We’re sending everybody! ‘Cause we gotta get the hell out of here! But there’s a legal way to immigrate, and an illegal way. We are here as refugees. Some say you’re terrorists! No! We’re escaping the terrorists! You have never seen a White Walker. You have no idea what it’s like to face the army of the dead. Which leads us to our next guest! All the way from somewhere beyond the wall, is none other than the spokesman for the mythical White Walkers, Jerry WhiteWalker! Thank you for joining us. [terrifying screech] That was a passionate opening statement. I can’t believe you invited humanity’s worst enemy onto your cable news program! When you give these monsters an audience, it only encourages them. Well we like to hear all sides of the debate. Now, Jerry WhiteWalker, this wildling calls you “humanity’s worst enemy.” How do you respond to such an accusation? [terrifying screech] Wildling, your thoughts? My thoughts about what? He’s just screaming, he didn’t say anything? Well I agree he is a bit hard to understand, but he is speaking a foreign language. Of all people, I thought you’d be more sensitive to such a thing. You listen to me. If you don’t let us south of the wall, the White Walkers are gonna turn us into f***ing zombies. Whoa whoa whoa, the z-word is an offensive term. We don’t allow hate speech in the no-snow zone. With talk like that, you’re not making a great case for the wildlings. Jerry, do you agree? I agree, yes. Oh, f*** you. Mark my words, people of the Seven Kingdoms, winter is coming! But how can winter be coming, if global warming is real? We’ll discuss that after the break. Thank you so much for watching our video, please pass it around, and make sure to subscribe to our youtube channel, We The Internet TV, we release videos every week. [terrifying scream]

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  1. If Donald Trump was from Westeros he would be the son of Euron Grayjoy and a Lannister, one of the distant cousins at Jamie couldn't remember the name of.

  2. There should be a video where arya sneaks back into the country and kills someone….like maybe a bomb or something. After she was converted into the faceless murderers

  3. Sneaking very important political issues through this kind of video into the subconscious of those that are Z word, is a very clever thing to do. Did not find it funny but very critical to help those Zombies. My bad, no Z word…

  4. I think this could have been funnier without the political parallels to current events, considering after this circus of an election is over it will be irrelevant. On its own, I got a smirk out of it, so whatever I guess.

  5. Trump of house beratheon cus hes Gay, or worse Hes a white walker since he doesnt like to walk with any other race but his own. May winter seep into his bone marrow and consume him. The north remembers!!! All hail Juan Snow the True King of the North!!!!!

  6. its refreshing to be able to enjoy political comedy without a rabid bias that offends half the population. thank you so much

  7. The difference is that the Mexicans don't even care about the war with Iraq they are not even helping and wouldn't care to help even if the border were open or not Mexicans don't help America AT ALL and don't come at me with the ones that go to the military and shit because the amount that do join is insignificantly small and useless and remember I speak of ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

  8. The only thing worse than having a Joffrey who thinks he's Jon Snow is having a Cersei who thinks she's Danaerys.

  9. Not the best way to draw a political parallel with pop-culture. Didn't Tormund Giantsbane and the other Wildlings slaughter and rape a few settlements after they climbed the Wall?

  10. The big difference here is that we don't need illegal mexican immigrants to bolster our military against a massive undead army advancing from the south.

    So.

  11. Eh, this is a bit of a weak parallel. Going to a worse climate vs a better, immigrating to avoid natural hazards vs the other people in their home country, etc

  12. We The Internet is Fun. Way more fun than the Russian stuff. Might even be patriotic. Can't tell. Waiting for it to move again, so I can see if it isn't dead…..

  13. Not a fan of the political shit LIKE hard liberals are deadass annoying but hard concervatives are on a different level of being a bitch about shit they dont agree with

  14. It's funny although the political angle totally fails. Trying to align what's happening in the Game of Thrones with what is happening in America due to illegal immigration is very wrong.

    Are Mexicans being attacked and facing annihilation?

  15. you're lucky the thumbs down doesn't show on your comments. you illiberals will feel the wrath of house Trump. A RED WEDDING is coming!

  16. They were actually invited legally 2 authorities have jurisdiction over the wall the crown and the nights watch and if jon snow the lord commander at the time invited them in that is legal. That is why roose didnโ€™t want to attack them because it would look bad and it would be borderline treason

  17. Just another news piece to distract us from the real issue! You know what I'm talking about Dragon Rights! They are endangered you all!
    Dragons are not slaves-Khaleesi

  18. The wildlings provide us with cheap labor; They contribute tremendously to our economy. Last year the security guard was replaced with a wildling, Few months after our boss was replaced with a wildling then Our mayor was replaced with a wildling.
    Oh? What's that? Apparently, our southern neighbors are building a wall, I wonder why.

  19. I don't get this video lol. Is it defending immigration or condemning it? Like, if Trump builds the wall to keep out the Wildings, they all die (including Trump & Co.) when the White Walkers attack. So instead you should silence Trump and open the wall to the Wildings in order to combat the White Walkers. And is the 3:30 bit about denial of global warming or embracing it? Pretty poor delivery. This definitely isn't canon in terms of Game of Thrones.

  20. Never forget Kate steinle also the police officer who was killed by a Criminal Alien who is illegal immigrant from Fiji Paradise

  21. Wait how the fuck did the host change his politics from far right to far left, and then just mixed it all up inconsistently?

  22. I really didnโ€™t like GOT, is full of rape and inbreeding, I was actually the guy rooting for the white walkers to win the War, they just killed everyone equally and didnt care about social stature or raping woman just killing everyone equally

  23. Seeing this after GOT ended like: they didnโ€™t even stay here after the war, they just left like a bunch of pillocks!

  24. Funny because NYC is threatening to fine people up to 250k for using the term 'illegal alien'. ๐Ÿ™„ So much for the 1st Amendment.

  25. I get all the references but I'm not understanding the positions, so they are okay or not okay with illegal immigration / refugees

  26. Sorry, but to me the message was a bit unclear. Is it for or against illigal immigration ? I love this channel by the way.

  27. I was a little disappointed you did not really look at en effect of taking in unskilled workers in a society that is becoming more and more autonomous. Truck driving jobs will be gone due to self driving cars, jobs working front end at Kroger or Wendyโ€™s gone because of kiosks. I feel I only heard one end of the argument and the other they took the obvious nonsense and used that as the others side argument. I like most vids you guys make but I feel you went more with feeling than a practice look at the situation. I like an equal look on any situations group think is bad

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