For Honor: Larry’s Vacation Event Trailer | Ubisoft [NA]
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For Honor: Larry’s Vacation Event Trailer | Ubisoft [NA]

August 18, 2019


[Office Background Noise] For Honor Dev Team Brainstorm
Subject: Executions So, we have “[INAUDIBLE] Strike”, “Snap his Neck” and
then we chop his head off. Where’s the fun in that? But – this is what makes sense! Right? I concur. Completely. Uhhh…I still feel like there’s something missing. [ More Office Background Noises ] Okay… What about the groin area? Now we’re talking!! [ Sound of everyone cheering at this genius idea except for Larry ] LARRY: NO! That’s not a cool idea… that’s… enough, enough!! This is not a joke – I’m am not a…you think I’m some sort of joke? “Oh Larry the Execution Guy is just a freakin joke”! I am demoing execution after execution after execution – day in, day out – and never, never nothing from you guys! You guys keep updating new executions, I’m getting execution spammed. People
just keep repeating the same thing over and over and over again! Do you know how hard it is – you guys don’t even care! You didn’t even invite me to the mini-putt tournament, Alex. This is your schedules for the next fifty years! Ain’t no more executing happening because I’m getting out.. Ah!!! [swearing at chair] You want some of this, Chair? That’s what I think of you. LARRY: Everyone went mini-putting and I wasn’t invited! [Cries] LARRY: Vacation – one week off!! let’s see how you figure it out – you creative minds. Goodbye. [ Door slams]

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