Drop the Mic w/ Kevin Hart
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Drop the Mic w/ Kevin Hart

October 9, 2019


(APPLAUSE)
>>GET ON YOUR FEET AND GET READY TO FREAK OUT, IT’S JAMES
CORDEN VERSUS KEVIN HARD IN THE DROP THE MIC.>>DROP THE MIC. NOW GIVE IT UP FOR JAMES, THE
LYRICAL JUGGER NAUGHT CORDEN!>>James: AND KEVIN HART! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, JAMES AS HOST, YOU GO FIRST.>>DON’T GET NERVOUS.>>James: DO I LOOK NERVOUS?>>HE NOT READY.>>James: YOU GUYS SHOULD
ENJOY THIS SMILE ON HIS FACE BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT TO GO. ALL RIGHT, JOSH, GIVE ME A BEAT. WHERE IS HE? THERE HE IS? I FOUND YOU, KEVIN HART, THERE
ARE NO SMALL ACTORS, BUT YOU’RE ALL SMALL PARTS. ♪ YOU’RE ADORABLE, LOOK AT THIS
GUY, YOU’RE SO LITTLE WHEN YOU SMOKE WEED YOU GET JUNIOR HIGH. GET HARD, RIDE ALONG, RIDE ALONG
2, YOU’RE GREAT AT BEING IN MOVIES WITH PEOPLE MORE FAMOUS
THAN YOU. ♪ WHY WOULD YOU STEP STO ME I
WHEN YOU YOU KNOW I DESTROY YOU MIGHT THINK LIKE A MAN BUT
YOU’RE BUILT LIKE A BOY.>>I GOT YOU THIS.>>YOU GET THAT OUT MOOF FACE. YOU GET IT OUT MY FACE.>>James: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.>>OKAY SO WE GOING TO TAKE IT
THERE, HUH?>>James: OKAY, GIVE ME A
BEAT. JAMES CORDEN THINKS I LOOK LIKE
A KID, I MIETD BE SMALL, BUT PIE BANK ACCOUNT’S IG. I ADD ADMITTED MOST PEOPLE ARE
NICE BUT TO YOUR IS BUT THEY GET HOME AND REALIZE YOU’RE NOT
RICKY GER NICE, NOW YOUR CAREER HAS YOU SINGING WITH NICK JOHN
AS, YOU’LL BE BACK ON BROADWAY SOON, I’M NOT PLAYING, YOU BE
YOU’LL BE HOMELESS. CARPOOL CARE YOKEE, HOW LONG
THAT LAST. HOW DO YOU RAP WITH YOUR HEAD UP
LIN MANUEL’S ASS.>>James: KEVIN HART THINKS HE
GOT IN A ZINGER BUT NOW YOU’RE GOING TO FLOP HARDER THAN THE
WEDDING RING ARE YOU ALL REMEMBER THAT, HIS MOVIE WITH
JOSH GAD, IT’S FLON KNIT FLEX FILED UNDER UNWATCHABLY LAD. I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE
MONEY TOO. BUT YOU PROBABLY SAVE A LOT BY
WEARING CHIERN’S SHOESK I’LL RUIN YOU WITH MY RHYMES, THIS IS
MY TURF, DELET YOUR ACCOUNT, GO HOME JOKEY SMURF.>>JOKEY SMURF IS NOT EVEN A
SMURF.>>James: YEAH, HE IS, I’M
LOOKING AT HIM OKAY, LET’S GO YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH JAMES
CORDEN, LATE NIGHT BORE DOM, HE’S NOT IMPORTANT. I MAKE MOVIES WITH THE ROCK,
YOU’RE FINISHED. YOU WORKED WITH MER ILL STREEP
FOR WHAT, LIKE FIVE MINUTES. YOUR RESUME’S A JOKE, WHERE TO
BEGIN, INTO THE WOODS, IT’S MORE LIKE INTO THE BARGAIN BIN. YOU’RE A LOSER, NO WAY YOU ARE
GONNA WIN, YOU’RE THE PERFECT HOST TO MAKE JIMMY KIMMEL FEEL
THIN. THAT’S A GOOD JOKE.>>TALK ABOUT THE OLD JIMMY
KIMMEL. NOT THE NEW JIMMY KIMMEL, THE
OLD JIMMY KIMMEL.>>James: FUNNY BECAUSE I’M
LOOKING AT THE OLD KEVIN HART. OH, HE’S SO ANGRY, YOU MAD, HOT
DAMN I FEEL LIKE I’M BATTLING BLACK YOSEMITE SAM. THANKS TO CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE,
YOU’RE NOT COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT, BUT HERE IN THIS
BATTLE YOU’RE TOTALLY OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT. I HOPE YOU THANKED THE ROCK,
HONESTLY, BECAUSE OF HIM YOU’RE IN A MOVIE PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY
SEEVMENT YOU’VE HAD QUITE A CAREER, BUT NOW REAL TALK,
YOU’LL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS THE GUY WHO’S NOT CHRIS ROCK.>>OKAY. STOP. HE WANT TO– STOP, OKAY. CHOCOLATE DROPA THERE’S NO
STEPPING TO ME, YOU SANING WITH CHILI PEPPERS, TONIGHT YOU
SHOULD FLEA. HE TRIED TO WIN DROP THE MIC,
THIRD TRY, HE PICKED A BLACK DUDE, GOOD JOB, WHITE GUY. CONGRATS ON A NEW GHOSTBUSTERS,
I’M A FAN, EXCITED TO HE YOU RETURN AS THE MARSHMALLOW MAN. WITH THAT CHRIS ROCK LINE, YOU
THINK YOU’RE SWEET, I FILL FOOTBALL STADIUMS, YOU BARELY
FIT IN A SEAT.>>Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT. WELL, WHO IS YOUR WINNER? IS IT JAMES CORDEN? OR IS IT KEVIN HART? WINNER, KEVIN HART!>>James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, KEVIN HART, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK.

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  1. I dont think you understand it's a comedy show , not a rap battle between 2 rappers. Eminem is not even relevant anymore . It's not 2001

  2. Black guys have natural rhythm and swag across genres…We all know with wipepo…Some of them try and have to…But still not so much!!!

  3. Round 1. James Corden. Sorry his attack was BIG!!! Round 2. Draw. That jimmy Kimmel drop was HARD but the wedding ringer and the children shoes that was funny as fuck! Draw!!! Round 3 kevin hart came back STRONG ON THAT SHIT James Corden had facts!!! There has to be a winner judging on how many times I died listen to them both I'm sorry i roll with facts JAMES CORDEN IS THE WINNER!!

  4. You know what rhymes with… James Corden? Late night boredom! He's not important!

    That bar was so hip hop! Dopest line in the whole battle.

  5. If Eminem was the guest here, I dont know what would happen. Imagine Papa Doc losing a battle coz his parents have a good marriage

  6. Actually if the Rock is in a movie I probably won't watch it. Not to hate on him, he's a good guy. I just don't like him playing in literally every movie.

  7. Want savages? Kevin is the man. Can go whatever topic may be and turn the leading into upside down, in instant.

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