Christian Pulisic Parties at Oktoberfest | The Champions S1E4
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Christian Pulisic Parties at Oktoberfest | The Champions S1E4

October 21, 2019


What happens when 800 of the world’s most elite footballers and their managers live together under one roof? Players stop being polite and start getting Real This is The Champions I’m Paul and I know how to make headlines I’ve scored more times in Manchester than Noel Gallagher I’m so good I’m in the MLS, and they still put me in this intro Everybody knows I’m at the same level as Messi and Ronaldo… …why is everybody laughing? Bayern Munich Oktoberfest Ooh Absolutely nicht Aw! First, the World Cup. Now this!? I don’t get to go to anything fun OK, for one, the World Cup sucked this year. Secondly, zis party is for dummkopfs Marco, please! They have a chocolate fountain…just like home! As your captain, I say NEIN! He has a chocolate fountain… in his home? Yes, I’m from Hershey It’s weird there So every year, Bayern zey throw zis party and act like zey are just cool fun guys But really, ze whole thing is just a ploy to poach ze best young players from ze other Bundesliga teams Marco’s a vee bit sensitive about zis because he’s lost many Dortmund friends over ze years Lewandowski Hummels And of course me What can I say? I was young, and I needed to Pep my cherry Hey, have you guys seen my lederhosen? I can’t find zem Scheisse! Ow Heja BVB! Wow! Zer’s like twice as many people at zis party as there is in Hoffenheim Ja! I just saw someone I didn’t know! Hey, where is coach? C’mon, let me through My whole team is in there Sorry. I have to see ID for anyone who looks 16 or younger. Hey zer! Oh hi You’re ze American kid for Dortmund, right? Chris? Christian, yeah Oh cool, cool I’m Jerome Zis is Thomas Oh, please You can just call me Raumdeuter Raumdeuter is a nickname I gave to myself There’s no word in English for it but it sort of means “space interpreter.” It’s very cool actually Do you see him anywhere? Nein If I were American, where would I be? Aha! At the weisswurst breakfast sausage station after breakfast time! Hurensöhne! Zer he is. Let’s go…TZE! So yeah…it’s my new bar The Flying Dutchman We’re having an after-party there You should come We don’t go to DIVE bars! So what’s, like, your favorite thing about the Bundesliga? If I’m being honest I don’t really consider us in ze Bundesliga Yeah…we’re sort of like PSG in Ligue 1 or Justin Timberlake in NSYNC… Let’s just say if ze Bundesliga is Baywatch we’re David Hasselhoff He doesn’t know David Hasselhoff. You know why? Because he’s ONLY 20 YEARS OLD, YOU BAVARIAN CREEPS! Raumdeuter Are you OK? No! I just need some space. Just please give me some space to interpret! You can’t be talking to zem Zey are all jerks! You’re not my dad You’re just bitter because they never wanted you How dare you Fine. You want him? €70 million, and he’s yours Wait, what? For him? 70…million? For him? No thanks.

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  1. 2:19 notice the list behind Muller? All those German legends whom he wants to surpass in terms of goalscoring in the World Cup.

  2. Pulisic: Oktoberfest… Hmmm…
    Reus: absolutely nieg!
    Pulisic: aww.. First the World Cup and now this?!
    Reus: okay.. First of all.. The world cup sucked,

  3. I just love the Dortmund fans behind the wall…..obviously a tribute to the Yellow Wall on the Südtribüne. This version not as intimidating as the one at the Westfalen

  4. The Neymar and Crybabies Co. are so unwatchable. Such a bunch of sissy players PSG has got. Roll roll roll and curl curl. Ref. #PSGVSLIV

  5. This video predicted Pulisic's transfer deal of 70 million 😂😂😂https://www.ussoccer.com/stories/2019/01/02/14/33/20190102-feat-mnt-christian-pulisic-transfers-chelsea-record-73-million

  6. Zlatan: Im so good, im in the MLS and they still put me in this intro

    MLS-all stars players: WhAt AbOuT uS?

    Zlatan: You dont count.

  7. Verrrry nett… nice… Sat was reali funni. Greeting from Germany (NOT BAVARIA!!!).
    And always remember: a Marco Reus would never play for Bayern München! Cause red doesnt`t fit him ;D (does it make any sense what i wrote?)

  8. In the photo between reues and hummels I thought there was a ghost had before the other guy was seen

  9. When I first watched this I was laughing at the price Reus quoted for Pulisic. I watch it know, it's not as funny, cuz Chelsea ended up paying fairly close to it😂. But hey still glad we got him!😁

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