Angry Video Game Nerd – Season Three
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Angry Video Game Nerd – Season Three

September 5, 2019


♫ He’s gonna take you back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass he’d rather have… a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear. He’d rather eat The rotten asshole of a road kill skunk and down it with beer. He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard. He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He’s the Angry Atari, Sega Nerd. He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd. When you turn on your TV, Make sure it’s tuned to… Channel 3, He’s got a nerdy shirt And a pocket pouch. Although, I’ve never seen him write anything down. He’s got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth. Armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down. He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard. He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He’s the Angry Atari, Sega Nerd. He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd. He plays the worst games of all time. Horrible abominations of mankind. They make him so mad he could spit. Or say “Cowabunga”? AVGN: Cowa-fuckin’-piece-of-dog-shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of a dick. Kyle: They rip you off and don’t care one bit. But this nerd, he doesn’t forget it. Why can’t a turtle swim?! Why can’t I land a plane?! They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck. The characters names are wrong, Why’s that password so long? Why don’t the weapons do anything? He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard. Game sucks so bad he makes up his own words. He’s the angriest, most pissed off gaming nerd, He’s the Angry Atari, Amiga, CDI, ColecoVision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, Turbo Grafx-16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd. He’s the Angry… …Video Game… …Nerd… It’s the mid nineties, Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis were the two big competitors The 16-bit era was coming to an end, while the next generation consoles were on their way

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  1. So is The Nerd saying "Waterworld" was puke? Hmm I didnt think it was a bad flick, pause when Dorothy jumps and enjoy the slight cartoon upskirt.

  2. AVGN:
    Nobody gives a shit about virtual reality anymore.

    POKEMON:
    Hold my beer.

    HARRY POTTER:
    What? Screw this, I'M not holding any beers!

  3. "Maybe I'll review that in the year 2020." Wow, I remember hearing that years ago and thinking he probably won't even be doing AVGN by then, but now here we are, and it's a high possibility he will be….

  4. Ahhh… Nothing like taking an emergency shit in your backyard during a rainstorm. That was more fun than Superman 64

  5. I feel weird because in the comment section of all of James' videos people are always saying how they've been watching AVGN since like 2007 and I've only been watching since 2017. People have been on YouTube a while.

  6. It sucks that he stopped reviewing games for the following reasons. 1. The guitar guy is no more (i liked it when he occasionally came and joined the nerd for 2 player games) 2. He doesn't have the nerd theme song anymore. 3. No more little skits 4. His more funny when he reviews games by himself tell me if you agree, or disagree

  7. Insanity- Batman Return of the Joker for Gameboy has excellent controls. One of my favorite Gameboy games of all time.

  8. Ah, I love how he leaves the mistakes in too, like when he successfully hit the Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade but also broke the light he was using with the whip, even saying "Aww shit!" as well. You can just see the reflection go out, whoops! This was at 1:27:50

  9. 4:33 There was a error. But im glad it is there actually, it shows us how far the nerd has came from then to now.

  10. Justin killing it with the music n lyrics.i know these are other peoples music and lyrics but he still killing it, guitar sounds great bro.

    Come on yins, Let's get some likes for Justin, my man came up with the avgn song

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