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$20 Microphone Vs. $12500 Microphone

August 20, 2019


Good morning guys; Beth is still sleeping upstairs, it is… *checks time* 8:45 on Saturday morning. We’re gonna go get a really expensive microphone from a mic rental place today We’re gonna be comparing that expensive microphone (the most expensive microphone I have ever used) to the cheapest microphone we could find on Amazon. So John how do you feel about getting to see a… 6,000 pound microphone or whatever it is.. I don’t even know how much it is ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Isn’t like testing out the best of something always interesting though? I feel like I would try the best of anything.. I would try the best female hygiene product. (oh?) I would try the best.. like, leg wax. If it’s the best, I’ll do it! We found a d*** puddle!! This is the right ball– (lol wtf)*awkward chuckling* This is the left ball, and this.. is.. the other thing. (he gets the point across at least) Content! (whatever you say) I’m expecting quite a difference between the expensive microphone and the cheap microphone I think. Ayyyyy, this is our stop. That’s me, I’m just a hillbilly from Sweden. I don’t know any better. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ We’re finally here. at FX, our destination There’s so much stuff.. Jesus, I wanna know how much all of this is worth must be something insane— *senses theft* they have REALLY good security here, though don’t try anything. *theft averted* Okay, so because we have this microphone now, we’re gonna go ahead and take an Uber back. I just feel a bit… *euuughh* I really wonder what the difference is gonna be between them. The thing is, the expensive microphone is like a vintage microphone- A classic.. if they lose it, they can’t replace it. just watch and loook at dis work of beuty This is gonna be my favorite moment of the day. I’m also looking forward to opening up the cheap microphone just because that’s a new microphone and this one has been used like a million times.. And THAT is what money looks like okay, so I just found a similar one to this one on eBay They don’t make these microphones anymore– JeSuS cHrIsT $12,500! That’s crazy.. I so don’t want to drop this right now. The guy at the rental store actually said that there’s some big artists that’ve probably used this microphone. I may be singing today into the same microphone as someone amazing like, uhh, y’know.. Jacob Sartorius or something! If that was true.. I’d just be *boom* blown away. The AKG C12 is a justifiable legend in the world of microphones. The originals were only made for ten years between 1953 and 1963 with approximately 2,500 microphones manufactured, and we *wheeze* and we have one of these here right now.. Jesus Christ, the combination of the CK12 capsule and the 6,072 tube achieves what many consider the pinnacle of the microphone designers arts. *snickers heartily* And– and we’re gonna compare it to that trash microphone right there! (rip trash mic’s feelings) Quincy Jones used this microphone to record All The Singers, and We Are The World *cue jones singing stuff* Yeah, I feel like tha(ha)t’s the gist of it– this microphone is like, very very good! Okay, so it’s time for us to unbox just the cheapest.. like, proper microphone you can buy on Amazon. Newer logo on amazing packaging. You know you’re getting quality stuff when, like there’s a rip like this in the bag like right here. You know This is the quality that you’ve been looking for..*is interrupted* *damn it my plan has been revealed* Shu…. *intense wheeze action* S-shut up! *nightmare gnome initiated* Here we go! Newer studio microphone! You can see I went for the blue color.. I don’t know why ¯_(ツ)_/¯ It comes with a bunch of stuff. “Pro quality, amateur prices!” Ooh, I’m impressed with that actually(what?) comes with a.. with a cable. Pop filter. Shock mount.. and we have the actual microphone! I’m super interested to hear how this sounds. *blue* I kind of like the color.. is that bad like what do you think John? *Aaa haha wait no* *more friggin nightmare gnome* Okay, so this is the cheap microphone– new air, NW-800 professional studio broadcasting and recording microphone set.. So I

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