442oons Chewy: You stood on my foot! Backalley: Oh no, I didn’t. Suarez: Oh yes, you did! Backalley: Oh no, I…
Suarez: (yells and starts biting) Backalley: Ouch! Ouch, Suarez! OUCHHHHHHHHHHH! (Sobs) Backalley: Suarez bit me. And that really hurt. And it’s still hurting. Commentator: Oh, Ghanarrhea must score! Suarez: (slow-motion groan) Commentator: Oh my! (Groans from crowd)
Suarez: (groans in fabricated pain) Suarez: The ball hit me. And that really hurt. And it’s still hurting. Suarez: (laughs) Whatevra: Sacrebleu. Whatevra: Sacrebleu, Suarez! Whatevra: SACREBLEU!!!!!! Whatevra: Suarez abused me. And that really hurt. And it’s still hurting. (Sobs uncontrollably) Suarez: Hello to you. Hello to you. Er, I
don’t think so to you. (Blows raspberry) Whatevra: Sacrebleu! Whatevra: Suarez dissed me. And that really hurt. And it’s still hurting. (Sobs uncontrollably) Commentator: Suarez shoots! Back off the keeper! Oh my! (Crowd cheer)
Commentator 2: UN – BE – LIEVABLE! Wellard: Yeh, I’ve spoken to Suarez and he said the ball just him.
And it really hurt. And it’s still hurting. It was unintentional. Wellard: (laughs under his breath) Ivanitch: Nar, nar, na, nar, nar. You can’t catch me. Suarez: Oh, really. Ivanitch: Ouch. Ouch, Suarez. Ouch! (Laughs) Ivanitch: Suarez bit me, bloody bit me. And it really
hurts. And it’s still hurting. But I won’t cry… Ivanitch: …because I’m a cybernetic organism sent from the future to protect him. Narrator: Brendan the Elephant Seal has just received a
voicemail from his star striker, Chewy Suarez. Suarez: (machine beeps) Hey, Boss. Arsenal bid for me! I want to leave. Brendan the Elephant Seal: And that really hurt.
Okay. And it’s still hurting. Okay. But we’ll assess the situation and move on. I knew it. Subtitles by the Amara.org community